Can you share some kids short funny bedtime stories?
Once upon a time, there was a bunny who was very particular about his bedtime. He would line up all his carrots by the bed. One night, he counted them and fell asleep while counting. But in his dream, the carrots started dancing and singing a lullaby to him. When he woke up in the morning, he thought it was the funniest dream ever.
Sure. Here is one. There was a little pig who thought he was a superhero. Every night, he would put on his cape made of a dishcloth and try to fly off his little bed, but he always just landed on the soft rug below. His mom would come in and laugh, and then he'd snuggle up and go to sleep.
There was a little squirrel who lived in a tree house. At bedtime, he always told his teddy bear stories instead of the other way around. One night, he told a story about a flying squirrel that could carry an entire acorn forest on its back. His teddy bear just stared at him, and soon the squirrel was so tired from all the talking that he fell fast asleep.
Can you share some short funny kids stories?
Sure. There was a little boy who thought his nose was a button. One day he told his mom, 'Mom, my button is running!'. His mom was so confused until she realized he meant his nose was dripping. It was really hilarious.
Can you share some funny short kids stories?
Sure. Here is one. Little Tom was at the zoo. He saw a giraffe and said, 'Mom, look at that horse with a long neck!' His mom laughed so hard.
Can you share some short funny bedtime stories?
Sure. Here is one. Once upon a time, a little rabbit wanted to count stars before going to bed. But every time he counted one, he sneezed and forgot which number he was at. So he just said, 'Good night, stars!' and went to sleep.
Can you share some short funny bedtime stories?
Once upon a time, a little frog was so tired. He found a lily pad to sleep on. But just as he was about to close his eyes, a fish jumped out of the water and said 'boo!'. The frog was startled and slipped into the water. He swam back up and said 'You nearly gave me a heart attack!'. Then they both laughed and the frog finally fell asleep.
Can you share some funny short bedtime stories?
There was a little bird who lived in a tree. Every night, he would tell himself a story. One night he said, 'I flew over a big mountain today and saw a beautiful lake. There were so many fish in the lake. I was so tired after that long flight, but it was worth it.' As he was talking, his eyes became heavier and heavier, and soon he was fast asleep.
Can you share some funny bedtime short stories?
Here is one. A little mouse wanted to have a grand bed. He found an old sock in a meadow. He thought it would be a great bed. He dragged it to his hole. But when he got in, it smelled so bad. It turned out the sock belonged to a smelly old boot. The mouse quickly ran out and found some clean straw to make a simple but nice bed instead.
Can you share some short and funny bedtime stories?
Sure. Here is one. A little rabbit once thought his ears were too long and decided to tie them up with a ribbon. But then he couldn't hear well. When a fox came near, he didn't notice until the fox almost stepped on him. He quickly untied the ribbon and hopped away. The moral is that we should accept ourselves as we are.
Can you share a funny bedtime kids story?
Once upon a time, there was a little rabbit named Benny. Benny lived in a cozy burrow in the forest. One night, as he was getting ready for bed, he heard a strange noise outside. He peeked out and saw a group of fireflies having a party. The fireflies invited Benny to join them. They danced and twirled around, making the forest glow. Benny had so much fun that he almost forgot it was bedtime. But then he remembered his warm bed waiting for him, so he said goodbye to the fireflies and hopped back to his burrow, falling asleep with a big smile on his face.
Can you share some really short funny bedtime stories?
A snail wanted a bedtime story. So it told itself, 'I once raced a rabbit. I took my time. The rabbit napped and I won!' Then it dozed off, happy with its made - up story.
Can you share some cute short funny bedtime stories?
Sure. Here is one. A little rabbit thought his ears were too long. One day, he tied them in a knot. But then he couldn't hear well and bumped into a tree. His friends laughed and he realized his ears were just right the way they were.