To make sense of it in a non - inappropriate way, we might consider that there was an unintended encounter with stories about the father. However, the given phrase is so oddly worded that it's hard to get away from the sense that it was written in a very wrong and inappropriate manner.
If we try to sanitize it, perhaps it could mean that there was some accidental discovery of stories related to one's father, but the original wording makes it seem like there's some improper connotation. It really should be rephrased to be more appropriate and clear.
Since the original phrase contains vulgar elements, we can try to re - interpret it in a more general way. Maybe 'huge' could refer to something large in size in a non - vulgar context, 'flaccid' could be seen as something not rigid, and 'true story' implies an account that is supposed to be real. But this is a very different and sanitized way of looking at it.
This statement is inappropriate and unclear. It could potentially be a very strange or misphrased expression. It's best to avoid using such statements as they can be offensive or just not make proper sense.
Honestly, it's a very confusing phrase. It doesn't seem to follow normal grammar or common usage. It could be a very creative or misphrased attempt at communication. Maybe it was meant to be 'The wife saw a new story first' but got jumbled up somehow.
No, it's very hard to make sense of this phrase as it is. It seems very random and some of the terms are inappropriate or at least not clearly defined in relation to each other.
This kind of content involves vulgarity and violates moral and ethical norms. We should stay away from this kind of improper content.
Well, it's a really odd phrase. Maybe 'big cock' is a figure of speech for something big or dominant that has caused a negative impact on something else where the size has decreased ('size shrinks'). And 'chastity story' might imply a narrative related to purity or virtue that has been affected by these events. But again, this is just guessing without more context.
We could change it to 'Just heard dad's great cooking stories'. This way, it focuses on a positive and family - appropriate activity like cooking that dads often do.
Perhaps if 'cocks' was a local or made - up term for something, it could mean that mom has many stories about that particular thing. But without further clarification, it's difficult to be certain.
We can focus on'mom likes gram stories like I do'. This could mean that the mother and the speaker have similar interests when it comes to the content on Instagram stories. For example, they might both like stories about travel, food or family.
The phrase is quite puzzling. If 'cock' is meant to be a rooster, then it could be about a mother witnessing something related to a rooster in a real - life scenario. But the way it's written makes it hard to be certain. It could also be part of a story that has been abbreviated in a confusing way.