What are the funniest kik stories you've heard?2 answers
2024-10-30 03:16
One of the funniest was when a user tried to send a selfie but accidentally sent a photo of their food instead. And they had been talking about how good - looking they were that day. It was really a funny mix - up.
What are the funniest poker stories you've heard?In a casino poker game, there was a player who was very talkative. He would tell jokes and stories between hands. One time, he was so into his storytelling that he didn't notice the dealer had dealt the cards. When he finally realized, he had to quickly look at his hand and made a very rash bet, which he lost. His distraction made for a really funny moment. He was a good sport about it though and continued to entertain everyone with his stories.
What are the funniest theatre stories you've heard?2 answers
2024-10-24 17:46
I heard about a play where the costume designer made a mistake. The actor was supposed to be a dashing prince but was given a dress instead of a princely outfit. He just went with it and played the role as a cross - dressing prince, adding his own comical twists to the character. The audience was in stitches.
What are the funniest and stupidest customer stories you've heard?I've heard a story where a customer went to a car dealership. He asked if the car could run on orange juice instead of gasoline. At a flower shop, a customer wanted a bouquet of flowers that would only bloom at night and stay closed during the day. And in a movie theater, a customer asked for a seat where he could watch the movie from the back of his head, as if he had eyes there.
What are some of the funniest macaw stories you've heard?2 answers
2024-10-31 16:41
A macaw I heard of would pretend to be asleep when its owner wanted it to do something it didn't like. It would close its eyes and tuck its head under its wing, but if the owner walked away, it would peek out and make sure the coast was clear.
What are some of the funniest Thanksgiving stories you've heard?3 answers
2024-10-31 16:37
I heard of a family where the dog stole the turkey right off the table when no one was looking. The family chased the dog around the house until they finally cornered it. By then, the turkey was a mess but it made for a really funny Thanksgiving memory.
What are some of the funniest human stories you've heard?A young man was walking down the street while texting. He walked right into a lamppost. He was so engrossed in his phone that he didn't see it coming. He ended up with a red mark on his forehead and his friends took pictures and teased him about it for days.
What are some of the funniest Chicago stories you've heard?2 answers
2024-10-31 08:23
There's a story about a Chicago pizzeria. A customer ordered a large pizza but when it arrived, it was so big that he couldn't fit it through the door of his apartment. So he ended up having to eat it outside on the steps, with all his neighbors coming out to join him and have a slice.
What are some of the funniest receptionist stories you've heard?3 answers
2024-10-31 06:43
A receptionist once had a customer who was asking for directions to a place that didn't exist. Instead of just saying it didn't exist, the receptionist said, 'Oh, that place moved to the moon last week. You'll have to take a rocket to get there.' It was so unexpected that the customer laughed.
What are some of the funniest vegan stories you've heard?A vegan entered a baking competition. The theme was traditional cakes. He made a vegan version of a chocolate cake. But when he presented it, it was a very strange - looking cake because he had used some really odd vegan substitutes. However, he was so proud of it and his confidence in the face of the judges' bewildered looks was quite funny.