Can you share some funny homeless guy stories you've heard?
I heard of a homeless man who befriended a stray dog. They would do tricks together like the dog would jump through a hoop made from a bent wire that the man held. They seemed to have so much fun together and it was a really heartwarming and funny sight.
A homeless man I heard about used to pretend he was a tour guide in the city where he lived. He would give made - up facts about the buildings and attractions, and tourists sometimes followed him just for the fun of it.
Can you share some homeless funny stories?
There was a homeless guy who made a 'house' out of cardboard boxes near a park. He painted it to look like a castle. Whenever kids passed by, he would pretend to be the king and tell them made - up stories about his 'kingdom'. It was really funny how the kids got so into it.
Can you share some funny homeless stories?
Once, there was a homeless man who found an old guitar. He started playing it on the street corner. His music was so catchy that people actually stopped and started a little impromptu dance party around him. He ended up making enough money that day to buy himself a really nice meal.
Share long funny embarrassing stories that you've heard.
A friend of mine went on a first date at a really nice restaurant. He wanted to impress the girl so he ordered a steak. When the steak came, he cut into it and it made a really loud noise like a squeaky toy. Everyone in the restaurant turned to look. He was so embarrassed but the girl just laughed. He said he could feel his face getting hotter by the second.
Can you share some funny homeless people stories?
There was a homeless guy near my college campus. He always had a guitar with him. One day, he started playing really wild and crazy music that was a mix of different styles. He was dancing around while playing and made everyone around him laugh. He seemed to be in his own little world having the best time.
Do you have any funny homeless guy stories?
Once I saw a homeless guy who had a pet pigeon. He talked to it like it was his best friend and the pigeon seemed to really listen. It was quite a funny sight as he walked around with the pigeon on his shoulder.
Share a funny inappropriate story you've heard.
At a wedding, the best man got so drunk that he started giving his speech in a made - up language that he claimed was 'alien talk'. It was inappropriate for a formal wedding speech but had everyone in stitches as they watched him babble on in this strange 'language'.
Can you share some funny guy stories?
Sure. There was a guy who tried to do a magic trick by making a coin disappear. He waved his hands around all dramatically, but then the coin actually fell out of his sleeve right in front of everyone and he just laughed it off.
What are some of the funniest Florida guy stories you've heard?
There's the story of a Florida man who entered a fishing competition with a pet goldfish. He thought it was a great idea until he realized that goldfish don't exactly hunt like regular fish. Everyone had a good chuckle at his confusion.
What are some of the funniest cable guy stories you've heard?
Well, a cable guy was installing cable at a friend's house. He had this really long ladder and as he was climbing up to attach the cable to the pole outside, the ladder started to slide. He managed to hold on and climbed back down safely. He then said, 'That's one way to get my heart pumping in the morning!' It was really funny. He was very calm about the whole near - accident.
Can you share a really funny DND story you've heard?
Sure. There was this one time a druid in a group thought he could transform into a huge bear to intimidate a group of bandits. But he accidentally turned into a small, fluffy bunny instead. The bandits were so confused at first, and then they started laughing. The druid was so embarrassed but it made for a really funny moment.