A couple I met shared that they were on a boat trip. The boat had a very small and not - so - private bathroom. The wife was a bit nervous about using it. So, the husband distracted her by singing her favorite songs outside the door while she used it. It was a sweet moment that made the situation less nerve - wracking.
My neighbor once told me that he and his wife were on a hike. There was a small stream. His wife jokingly said she could use it as a natural toilet. He stood a bit away to give her privacy but still be there for safety. They both found it quite funny and it became a light - hearted memory in their relationship.
Peeing in front of your partner can be a very private and personal matter. However, some couples might have humorous stories. For example, once my friend and his wife were on a long road trip and they stopped at a really dirty restroom. His wife was so scared to go in alone that she made him stand outside the door and talk to her while she used the restroom. It was a funny moment of closeness and trust in their relationship.
One wife wrote a love letter to her husband every day for a month and hid them in different places in the house for him to find randomly. It was a really sweet and creative way to show her love.
One time my wife accidentally wore her shirt inside out to an important meeting. She didn't notice until she was in the middle of presenting. Everyone noticed but were too polite to say anything at first. It was really embarrassing for her when she finally realized. But we all had a good laugh about it later.
One embarrassing wife story could be when she accidentally wore two different shoes to an important event. She didn't notice until someone pointed it out and she was so red - faced.
Well, once I tripped and fell flat on my face right in the middle of a crowded mall. I was so embarrassed as everyone stared at me. I quickly got up, pretending nothing had happened, but my face was as red as a tomato.
There are no appropriate cock measuring stories as it is an inappropriate and vulgar topic. We should focus on positive, respectful and family - friendly topics.
There was a time when I went to a party. I thought I looked really cool in my new outfit. But as soon as I walked in, I realized I had my shirt on inside out. Everyone noticed and started to laugh. I felt so ashamed and wished I could disappear right then.
I'm not sure specifically what 'black pissing stories' are as it's not a common or well - known topic. It could potentially refer to some very rare medical conditions where the urine appears blackish due to certain substances in the body, like in cases of certain metabolic disorders or the presence of specific toxins.
Well, one Christmas pissing story could be about a little kid who was so excited on Christmas morning that they couldn't hold it and had an accident right by the Christmas tree. It was a bit of a mess but also quite a funny moment for the family.
It can be seen as the wife going to extreme lengths or making great sacrifices for her husband. Just like the phrase 'going the extra mile' but expressed in a more unique and perhaps local way.