Well, 'black grandma watch my stories' might be a very specific statement within a particular community or family. It could be that in a neighborhood or family gathering, when people share stories verbally or through some medium, this black grandma is known for listening or 'watching' (in a sense of paying attention to) those stories. It could also potentially be part of a cultural thing where the elder, like the grandma, is involved in the sharing and receiving of stories within the family or community.
It could mean that a black grandmother is viewing the stories (maybe personal anecdotes, social media stories etc.) of the speaker. For example, if you post stories on Instagram, your black grandma might be one of the people who look at them.
Perhaps it implies that there is a specific black grandmother who has the habit of watching the stories related to the person saying this. It might be part of a family context where the grandma takes an interest in the younger person's life as shown through their stories.
She might be interested in your life. Grandmas are often curious about what their grandchildren are up to.
She might tell folktales passed down through generations in her family. These could be stories about brave heroes in their community's history, or magical tales with a moral lesson at the end.
If we look at it literally, it's a disturbing idea as it involves inappropriate training which goes against ethical and moral norms. 'Grandma' is a family figure and the idea of her 'training' for such adult - themed'stories' is unacceptable in a proper society.
Perhaps the grandson writes stories about grandma and her friends. He might be inspired by their relationships and experiences and turns them into written stories.
It could mean that in the Homestarrunner universe, the grandma is engaged in watching her favorite stories. Maybe it's some kind of soap operas or tales she likes. Without more context, it's hard to be more specific.
It usually means that someone has to watch their social media stories. For example, on Instagram or Snapchat, people post short - lived content in their 'stories' and if you say 'gotta watch my stories', it implies you don't want to miss out on the updates from your friends or the accounts you follow.
Well, 'are my testicles black' is a rather odd phrase. Maybe it was part of a really strange or inappropriate joke. But if it's a'story', we would need to know who was telling it, in what situation, etc. There could be some medical connotation in a really out - there way, like if someone had some sort of strange bruising or discoloration and was asking in a panicked or clueless way, but that's just speculation.
It could be an expression of defiance or a very unique way of stating something related to a personal story that involves black identity. But without more context, it's hard to be very specific.
Perhaps he has a lot of free time and always checks his social media early. So when your stories are posted, he happens to be one of the first to see them. Also, it could be that he has set some kind of notification for your posts, which allows him to be the first viewer.
It could mean he is interested in you. Maybe he likes to know what's going on in your life through your stories.