What are some of the most hilarious funny adult short stories?
There was an adult who loved gardening. One day, he planted some special seeds that he thought were going to grow into beautiful flowers. After weeks of waiting, what grew was a bunch of really big weeds. He was so disappointed at first, but then he decided to have a 'weed garden' and put up a sign that said 'Exotic Weeds for Sale'. His neighbors couldn't stop laughing when they saw it.
One day, an adult was moving into a new apartment. He hired some movers. When they were bringing in the couch, they couldn't get it through the door. So they tried the window. They managed to get the couch half - way in when it got stuck. The man was shouting directions and the movers were sweating. Finally, they had to call the fire department to get the couch out. It was quite a mess but a very funny story.
Here's a story. An adult man was at a karaoke bar. He thought he was a great singer. So he got up and chose the most difficult song. But when he started singing, it sounded like a cat being strangled. Everyone in the bar was trying hard not to laugh out loud. In the end, he got a big round of applause just for his courage.
Funny Adult Christmas Stories: Share some of the most hilarious ones.
One funny Christmas story is about an adult who decided to dress up as Santa for the neighborhood kids. But he accidentally got his beard stuck in the fence while trying to sneak into the yard. He was wiggling around trying to free himself when the kids found him and thought it was part of the act. They were all laughing hysterically.
What are some of the most hilarious funny short stories you know?
One story is about a magician. He was working on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, 'Look, it's not the same hat!', 'Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table!'. The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then another. On the third day, the parrot finally said, 'Okay, I give up. Where's the boat?'
What are some of the most hilarious funny quotes about short stories?
One funny quote is 'Short stories are the espresso shots of literature. Quick, intense, and they wake up your imagination.' It's a great way to think of short stories as something that can jolt your mind into a creative state very quickly, just like a strong espresso.
What are some of the most hilarious funny methhead stories?
A methhead tried to wash his clothes in the dishwasher. He thought it was a great idea since it used water and soap. But all he got was a ruined dishwasher and clothes full of soap suds. He couldn't understand why it didn't work.
What are some of the most hilarious funny megabus stories?
There was this one time when a young man got on the megabus with a huge backpack that was almost as big as him. He struggled to find a place to put it and ended up with it on his lap for half of the journey. Every time the bus jolted, he would be pushed forward by the backpack, which looked really comical.
What are some of the most hilarious funny jail stories?
Well, there was this one time when an inmate accidentally dyed his hair bright pink while trying to make some homemade ink. He thought he could write secret messages with the stuff he made, but instead, he ended up looking like a flamingo. It was really funny, and all the other inmates couldn't stop teasing him about it.
What are some of the most hilarious funny 911 call stories?
A really funny 911 call story is about a guy who called because he thought his microwave was trying to communicate with him. It made some beeping sounds that he misinterpreted. Also, there was a person who called 911 because they saw a 'ghost' in their attic. It was just an old sheet that had blown up there. It was quite comical when the operator had to explain that to them.
What are some of the most hilarious funny sasquatch stories?
One hilarious story is that a photographer was in the woods trying to capture pictures of wildlife. He thought he saw a sasquatch and started taking pictures like crazy. When he developed the photos, it was just a big, hairy log that had a strange shape from a certain angle.
What are some of the most hilarious IMDB funny stories?
In another IMDB - related funny story, a group of extras were supposed to be running away from a monster in a horror film. But one of the extras tripped and caused a domino effect, with all the other extras falling down like a row of bowling pins. The director found it so hilarious that he changed the scene to make it look like it was part of the movie's humor.
What are some of the most hilarious Ibrahimovic funny stories?
One hilarious story is when Ibrahimovic interacted with a young fan. The fan asked him for some football tips, and Ibrahimovic gave him such out - of - this - world advice in a really serious tone that it was hard not to laugh. It was like he was giving the kid secrets to world domination on the football field.