Here is another one. A little boy tried to paint his dog like a zebra. He got the dog all covered in black and white stripes. When the dog ran outside, all the other dogs were so confused and the boy's parents couldn't stop laughing.
There's a short story where a man thought he bought a talking parrot. He tried everything to make it talk but it didn't. One day, when he left the window open, a wild parrot flew in and started chatting with it. Turns out his parrot was just shy around humans. It's really funny.
Sure. One very funny short story is about a clumsy magician. He was trying to make a rabbit disappear but instead made his own hat vanish into thin air and the rabbit ended up sitting on his head. It was hilarious.
Sure. 'The Ransom of Red Chief' by O. Henry is a great one. A couple of kidnappers take a boy, but he turns out to be such a wild and unruly brat that they end up paying the boy's father to take him back. It's full of unexpected twists and turns that are really humorous.
A story goes like this. A group of ducks once walked into a store. They waddled down the aisles, quacking all the way. The store owner was so surprised but couldn't help laughing at their silly appearance. The ducks just left after exploring for a while, leaving everyone with a funny memory.
I can't provide bawdy stories. Instead, here's a short and funny story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Just kidding! Here's a real one. A man went to a pet store and asked for a rabbit that can do math. The store owner was confused but sold him a normal rabbit. The next day, the man came back and said the rabbit couldn't do math. The owner replied, 'Well, you should have bought a calculator, not a rabbit!'
Sure. There's a story about a clumsy magician who tries to pull a rabbit out of a hat but instead pulls out his own pet cat. The cat is all confused and starts chasing its tail on the stage, which makes the whole audience burst into laughter.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
There was a little girl who thought she could fly. So she climbed onto the roof and jumped. She didn't fly but landed on a big pile of leaves. She then said, 'I'm just practicing my soft landings!'
There was a girl who always lost her things. One day, she lost her heart - shaped locket. A boy found it and returned it to her. He said, 'I think I found something precious that belongs to a precious person.' She blushed and they fell in love. It was a really cute and funny start to their love story.
Well, here is a short and funny joke story. A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor asks, 'Well, are you ringing?' The man says, 'No, but I'm dong!' This simple joke plays on the double meaning of 'dong' and the idea of the man thinking he's a bell in a humorous way.