What are some funny peeing stories about kids?
There was a boy in kindergarten. He was so eager to be like the big kids that he tried to use the urinal. But he was too short and ended up spraying water all over the floor. Everyone had a good laugh about it. He was a bit embarrassed at first but then he started laughing too.
A little girl I know was so into singing while peeing. Every time she went to the toilet, she would start singing at the top of her lungs. It was really cute and funny.
What are some fictional little girls peeing stories for kids?
There is a story where a little girl is on a long journey with her family in the car. She has to hold her pee for a while until they reach a rest stop. It's a simple story that kids can relate to if they've been on long trips. Another could be about a little girl at a big fair who has to search for the restrooms among all the stalls and attractions.
Can you share some funny peeing stories?
Well, once my little nephew was potty training. He was so excited when he managed to pee in the potty for the first time that he ran around the house with the potty still in his hands, yelling 'I did it!'. It was hilarious.
What are some funny kids stories?
One funny kids story is about a little boy who thought his dog could talk. He would have long conversations with the dog, believing it was answering him. Another is a girl who put on her mom's high heels and tried to walk like a model, but ended up falling over and laughing. And there's the story of a kid who tried to paint his face like a superhero but used permanent marker by mistake.
What can be a funny peeing story?
A funny peeing story could be about a cat. The cat saw a dog marking its territory by peeing on a post. So, the cat, trying to be funny, went to the same post and tried to pee on it too. But it was so funny because cats don't really mark territory like dogs in that way, and it just ended up looking really confused.
What are some short funny kids stories about animals?
A young boy went to the aquarium. He saw a fish swimming upside down. He asked his mom, 'Mom, is that fish doing acrobatics?' His mom had to explain that sometimes fish just swim that way. His simple and innocent view of the fish's behavior was really endearing.
Funny dog pee stories: Share some humorous tales about dogs peeing.
Once, my dog saw a squirrel and got so excited that he started to pee right there in the middle of his excited jumps. It was hilarious as he didn't even realize what he was doing.
Is there a funny teacher peeing story?
There might be a story where a teacher was in a play with the students. She was dressed in a very elaborate costume. When she suddenly needed to pee, she had to struggle to get out of the costume in a hurry. All the students were giggling as they watched her make her way to the bathroom. It was a really funny situation as the whole process took quite some time.
What are some kids funny bedtime stories?
One funny bedtime story could be 'The Silly Squirrel'. There was a squirrel that was always getting into comical situations. It tried to store a huge pumpkin in its tiny tree hole for winter. Another is 'The Dancing Ducks'. A group of ducks decided to have a dance - off in the middle of the pond at night, making all the other animals laugh. And 'The Magic Pajamas' where a child's pajamas made them float up to the ceiling every night.
What are some kids funny reading stories?
One funny story could be 'The Little Red Hen'. In this story, the hen asks other animals to help her plant, harvest and bake bread but they all refuse. In the end, she enjoys the bread all by herself. It's humorous to see the lazy animals' reactions.
What are some funny kids campfire stories?
There's the story of 'The Emperor's New Clothes'. The vain emperor is tricked into believing he's wearing magnificent clothes when in fact he's naked. The people are too afraid to say he's not dressed until a little child blurts out the truth. It's a funny and thought - provoking story for kids. Also, 'The Ugly Duckling' has its funny moments as the duckling is teased by the other animals but then turns into a beautiful swan in the end, which always surprises and amuses kids.