What are some of the best short funny stories?

Answer 1

Well, here are some top short funny stories. A boy asks his father, 'Dad, do bugs sleep?' His father replies, 'I don't know, son. Let's go and look under a rock.' Another story is that a teacher asks a student, 'If I give you two cats and then two more cats and then two more cats, how many cats would you have?' The student says, 'Seven cats.' The teacher says, 'No, you would have six cats.' The student says, 'No, I already have a cat at home.' And there is a story about a man who is at the zoo. He sees a giraffe and says, 'You're so tall. How's the weather up there?' The giraffe says, 'You tell me. You're the one with the long neck.'

Answer 2

The best short funny stories often have an unexpected twist. For example, there was a farmer who named his pet rooster Robinson. One day he went to town and left Robinson in charge of the farm. When he got back, all the animals were dead. He asked Robinson what happened. Robinson said, 'I don't know. There was a big storm and I hid in the barn.' The farmer said, 'You're supposed to protect the animals!' Robinson replied, 'I'm a rooster, not a security guard!' Another story is about a group of pirates. The captain says, 'We need to find a new flag for our ship.' One of the pirates says, 'How about a skull and crossbones?' The captain says, 'Nah, that's too cliché. Let's go with a picture of a kitten.' The pirates were all confused but they went with it. Then there is the story of a man who is trying to sell his old car. A buyer comes and asks, 'Does it have air - conditioning?' The man says, 'No, but you can roll down the window really fast and get the same effect.'