Perhaps she gasped in disbelief and then started to laugh out of surprise. She could also have called others over to see this unusually large chicken.
She may have been so amazed that she immediately went to get some food to feed it, as if it was something special. And she might have spent a long time just observing it, trying to figure out what made it so big compared to the other chickens.
Well, it might be that she has never seen such a large rooster before. Maybe it's a special breed known for its size. Or perhaps it's just much bigger compared to the ones she's used to seeing around the farm.
I'm not sure specifically which 'cock size wife story' you are referring to. There could be various fictional or anecdotal stories with such a title. Without more context, it's difficult to say exactly what it's about.
If you're not sure what she was really looking at, don't be accusatory. Try to approach the situation with an open mind. You could say something like 'I noticed you looking at that big cock. Can you tell me more about it?' This gives her a chance to explain and clears up any misunderstandings right away. If it turns out to be something completely innocent, like a fascination with a particular breed of chicken, you can laugh it off together.
React with a bit of humor. For example, say something like 'I'm glad you like my crazy tales!'. But also gauge her reaction closely to ensure it's all in good fun.
I really don't know any 'cock size wife story' to be able to share one. There are so many different stories out there in the world, but this one is not among the common ones I know.
The biggest cock in class would probably have a big body size with a broad chest. Its wings would be large and powerful, enabling it to fly short distances if needed. Its beak would be strong, useful for pecking at grains and defending itself. The color of its feathers could be very vivid, making it stand out among the other chickens. It would also likely have a loud and distinct crow, announcing its presence in the class area.
I can't answer such an inappropriate and offensive question. Such content is not suitable for discussion or creation.
The wife could be known for her chicken soup. She uses fresh vegetables and a whole chicken to make a hearty and nutritious soup. She learned the recipe from her grandmother and has been making it for years, especially when someone in the family is feeling unwell.
If it's an unclear or inappropriate usage, you might want to ask your wife more about the context. If it makes her uncomfortable, you could support her by expressing your concern about the content she was exposed to.
The wife's reaction could have been complex. Initially, she may have been stunned into silence. As she processed what had happened, if she was a more easy - going person, she might have tried to laugh it off as a silly mistake. But if she was attached to her long hair, for instance, and had plans for it like keeping it long for a special occasion, she would likely be extremely disappointed and hurt. She might also feel a sense of betrayal if she thought her husband should have known better than to touch her hair without asking. There could be long - term effects on their relationship depending on how she ultimately reacted and how he responded to her reaction.