What are some humorous wife farting stories you've heard?
There was a couple who were at a fancy dinner party. The wife was so nervous. And then she let out a little toot. She turned bright red. But her husband made a joke about it, saying it was her way of adding some 'extra spice' to the evening. It helped ease the tension and they all had a chuckle.
What are some of the funniest farting stories you've heard?
There was a story about a man on a crowded bus. He tried to hold his fart in but it slipped out. The people around him gave him some really strange looks and he was so embarrassed. It was quite a funny situation.
What are some of the most hilarious farting funny stories you've heard?
I heard about a boy who was trying to be funny in class. He held in his farts all day until he got to the front of the class to give a presentation. Right as he started, he let out a series of short, sharp farts. The whole class burst into laughter, and the teacher couldn't keep a straight face either.
What are some of the best humorous true stories you've heard?
A man once went to a fancy restaurant. He ordered a steak but when it arrived, it was so small. He looked at it and said to the waiter 'Is this a steak or a mouse's lunch?' Everyone around him burst into laughter.
What are some of the funniest father day humorous stories you've heard?
There was this one Father's Day when a son got his dad a tie that had a really goofy pattern of dancing penguins. When the dad opened it, he put it on right away and started doing a little penguin dance himself, which had the whole family in stitches.
What are some of the most humorous funny dyslexia stories you've heard?
A dyslexic student once read 'library' as 'librbary' in class while reading aloud. Everyone had a good laugh. It was just a simple mistake but quite funny.
What are some of the most memorable humorous teacher stories you've heard?
I heard about a teacher who made his students laugh during a history lesson. He was talking about the Vikings. Instead of just reading from the book, he put on a fake beard and a horned helmet and pretended to be a Viking raiding the classroom. He shouted in a fake deep voice about 'conquering knowledge' and the students were in stitches.
What are some of the most humorous bat mitzvah stories you've heard?
I heard of a bat mitzvah where the girl's dress got caught on a chair as she was about to start her Torah reading. She had to do a little dance to get free, which made everyone in the room laugh. It was a moment of pure hilarity.
What are the most interesting funny or humorous stories you've heard?
I heard about a student who was taking a math test. He didn't know the answer to a question so he wrote, 'I don't know the answer but I'm pretty sure it starts with a pi.' Pi is a mathematical constant, of course, but it was a really creative and humorous answer. Another story is that a guy was at an airport and his luggage was overweight. He opened his suitcase and started eating the snacks he had packed to reduce the weight. It was hilarious to see him munching away right there at the check - in counter.
What are some positive boss wife stories you've heard?
There is a story about a boss's wife who was a bookworm. She donated a large number of books to the company's library. And she often held book discussion groups, which encouraged employees to read more and broadened their horizons. This also had a positive impact on the company's culture.
What are some unique wife seduction stories you've heard?
A man once learned to play his wife's favorite song on the guitar. He practiced in secret for weeks. One evening, he asked her to sit on the porch and then he started playing. The surprise of hearing him play that song just for her was very seductive.