What are the most hilarious call of cthulhu funny stories you've heard?
There's a story about a Call of Cthulhu character who was trying to communicate with an otherworldly entity. He set up all these elaborate rituals and incantations. But when he finally made 'contact', it turned out to be his neighbor's cat that had wandered into his yard. The cat just meowed at him and he thought it was a sign from the Great Old Ones. It was quite a comical misunderstanding.
What are the most hilarious funny keto stories you've heard?
I heard a story of a lady on keto. She went to a restaurant and ordered a steak, which was great for keto. But when the side dishes came, she thought the mashed cauliflower was regular mashed potatoes. She took a big bite and made a face because she was expecting the taste of potatoes. It was really funny when she realized her mistake.
What are the most hilarious lol funny stories you've heard?
I heard a story where a player thought they could hide in a bush that was actually a decorative bush that didn't provide any cover. The enemy saw them right away and just walked up and killed them while they were still crouched there, thinking they were hidden. It was so silly.
What are the most hilarious recruitment funny stories you've heard?
I heard about a recruitment event where the interview panel was really strict. One candidate, instead of getting nervous, told a series of really bad dad jokes. For example, 'Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!' At first, the panel was a bit taken aback, but then they couldn't stop laughing. He didn't get the job, but his story became quite famous in the company.
What are the most hilarious Costco funny stories you've heard?
I heard about a couple at Costco. The wife put a huge box of diapers in the cart and the husband thought it was a new type of couch and started sitting on it. He was so confused when he realized what it actually was. Their back - and - forth about it was quite hilarious. Well, it shows how some products can be deceiving in their size and appearance at Costco. There are so many large and bulky items that it's easy to mistake one for another. And the husband's reaction when he found out the truth was just priceless.
What are the most hilarious funny mcat stories you've heard?
One of the most hilarious ones I've heard was a student who brought their lunch in a big paper bag. During the break, they opened it and found out that the sandwich had squished all over their study materials. Another is about a test - taker who got their pen stuck in their hair while trying to quickly put it away to start the next section. And then there was a student who started singing a song softly to themselves to calm their nerves, but didn't realize how loud they were getting until the people around them started giving them strange looks.
What are the most interesting funny prank call stories you've heard?
I heard about a guy who called a pet store and asked if they sold pet elephants. When the store clerk said no, he then asked if they could special order one. The clerk was really patient and explained that elephants are not sold as pets. It was funny because the caller just kept insisting in a really goofy way. It was a simple but really humorous prank call.
What are some of the most hilarious funny snoring stories you've heard?
A friend told me about her husband. He snores in different pitches, like he's singing in his sleep. Sometimes it's a low rumble and then suddenly it goes high - pitched, as if he's hitting a high note in a very strange opera.
What are the most hilarious funny dog park stories you've heard?
A dog owner accidentally threw the wrong ball. His dog was expecting a small tennis ball but he threw a huge beach ball. The dog's face was priceless as it tried to figure out how to pick up this giant thing.
What are the most hilarious medical school funny stories you've heard?
In a medical school, a group of students were practicing suturing on bananas. One student got a little over - enthusiastic and ended up 'operating' on the whole bunch of bananas. By the time he was done, it looked like a banana massacre. His classmates couldn't stop teasing him about it for weeks.
What are the most hilarious BuzzFeed funny boyfriend stories you've heard?
I heard this story where a guy was trying to surprise his girlfriend by dressing up as her favorite movie character. But he got the costume all wrong and looked like a complete mess. His girlfriend couldn't stop laughing when she saw him. It was so funny.