There was a short story where Frankenstein's monster went to the library. He was looking for a book on how to make friends. The librarian was a bit scared at first but then helped him find a book. After reading it, the monster started to volunteer at the local community center and became quite popular. People realized that he was just a big, misunderstood softie.
Joke time! What's Frankenstein's monster's favorite type of music? Heavy metal, of course! It's in his very nature to like something so loud and energetic.
Here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words as'magician turned' sounds like'magician walked into'.
Joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. Short story: A little boy was at the zoo with his mom. He saw a penguin and asked, 'Mom, what's that?' She replied, 'That's a penguin, son.' The boy said, 'It looks like it's wearing a tuxedo.'
Here's a joke. Two gay men were arguing about who was the better cook. One said, 'I can make the most amazing soufflé.' The other replied, 'Well, I can make a quiche that'll make you forget all about soufflés!' And they both ended up laughing and cooking together.
Here's a joke. Why was Frankenstein's monster so good at gardening? Because he had a green thumb... well, a greenish-gray thumb anyway!
Joke: Why was the gardener so busy? Because he had a lot of thyme on his hands!
Here is a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one, a guy goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a dog.' The doctor asks, 'How long have you felt this way?' The guy says, 'Ever since I was a puppy!'
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is, a man tells his doctor, 'Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'.' The doctor says, 'That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.' 'Is it common?' asks the man. 'It's not unusual,' replies the doctor.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here's a short joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. And here's a funny story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here's a joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.