Can you share a really funny college drinking story?
Well, at a college frat party, they had a 'design your own cocktail' event. One student made a concoction that was bright purple and smelled like a mix of cough syrup and bubblegum. When he took a sip, he made the most disgusted face and said it tasted like 'a unicorn's vomit'. Everyone roared with laughter. It was so bad that no one else even dared to try it.
Can you share the scariest college drinking horror story you know?
The scariest one I know is about a student who had a severe allergic reaction to something in the alcohol he drank at a party. He didn't realize it until it was too late. His face swelled up and he had trouble breathing. His friends were really panicked and called 911. He was in the hospital for days.
Can you share a really funny story?
Sure. Once there was a man who went to a pet store to buy a parrot. He saw a beautiful parrot with a sign that said, 'This parrot can repeat every word it hears.' So he bought it. When he got home, he started talking to the parrot, but the parrot didn't say a word. He returned to the store and told the owner. The owner said, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to tell you. He's deaf.'
Can you share a really funny story?
Well, there was this little boy who thought his dog could talk. So, he would have long conversations with the dog. One time, he was in the kitchen and told the dog he was making a sandwich. He asked the dog what he wanted on it. The dog just barked. But the boy said, 'Oh, you want peanut butter and jelly too? Okay!' and made a sandwich for the dog as well. It was really funny when the dog just sniffed at it and walked away.
Can you share some funny college story?
Sure. There was this one time in college when our professor accidentally sat on a whoopee cushion that a student had placed on his chair right before class started. The whole class burst into laughter and the professor was so confused at first. But then he just laughed along with us.
Can you share a really terrifying scary college story?
There's a college campus with a large pond. It was rumored that a student had drowned there. On foggy nights, people walking by the pond would see a figure emerging from the water. It was described as a pale, wet figure that would slowly move towards the shore. Some students who were brave enough to get closer said they could hear a faint gurgling sound, as if the figure was still struggling underwater.
Can you share a really funny kitten story?
There was a kitten that discovered a box. It climbed into the box and started making it its little kingdom. But then a dog walked by. The kitten, feeling very brave, hissed at the dog from inside the box. The dog just looked at it in confusion. The kitten continued to hiss and growl, but the dog simply walked away. The kitten then peeked out of the box, looking very proud of itself as if it had just chased away a huge monster. This made the onlookers laugh a great deal.
Can you share a really funny decisions story?
Sure. A guy I know decided to wear his swim trunks to a formal dinner because he thought it was a beach - themed party. When he showed up, everyone was in suits and gowns. He looked so out of place but his confidence made it hilarious.
Can you share a really funny lockdown story?
Sure. There was this time when we had a virtual family gathering during lockdown. My uncle, who is not very tech - savvy, accidentally muted himself for the whole call but didn't realize it. He was talking and gesturing animatedly while we all just watched, trying not to laugh. When he finally noticed, he was so embarrassed and we all had a good laugh about it.
Can you share a really funny halloween story?
Here's one. A family decided to do a group costume as a bunch of fruits. The dad was a big watermelon, the mom was a strawberry, and their kids were different small fruits. As they were walking to the Halloween parade in their neighborhood, a dog saw them and got really excited. It thought they were real fruits and chased after them. The family had to run, and the dad, being the big watermelon, was waddling as fast as he could. They finally hid behind a car and the dog lost interest. It was a hilarious experience for them all.
Can you share a really funny kitchen story?
Sure. I was making soup and I added way too much pepper. When I tasted it, I started sneezing non - stop. My family came running into the kitchen thinking something was wrong, but when they saw me sneezing because of the overly - peppery soup, they couldn't stop laughing.