Can you share a really funny make out story?
There were two people, Ben and Anna, who met at a cooking class. They were making pizza together. Ben accidentally dropped a big blob of tomato sauce on Anna's apron. Anna laughed and playfully smeared some sauce on Ben's face. This led to a lot of laughter and then they shared a very messy but funny make - out, with tomato sauce all over them.
Can you share a really funny asexual coming out story?
Sure. A guy came out as asexual to his parents while they were watching a romantic movie. His parents were all lovey - dovey and he just said 'I don't feel like that about anyone, I'm asexual'. His parents paused the movie, looked at him, and his dad said 'Well, at least you won't be getting into any messy love triangles.' And they all just chuckled and resumed the movie. It was a very laid - back and funny way of coming out.
Can you share a really memorable funny gay coming out story?
Well, this one is quite interesting. A man came out to his co - workers during a team - building exercise. They were all sharing personal goals and he said his was to be more open about his sexuality. Everyone was a bit surprised at first but then they all started sharing their own experiences of acceptance in their families or with friends. It turned into a really positive and funny conversation where they all bonded more as a team. He was really glad he chose that moment to come out as it led to a more inclusive work environment.
Can you share a really funny night out story that involves getting lost?
Sure. One night, we were exploring a new part of the city. We thought we knew where we were going to a cool bar. But we got completely lost. We ended up in a really quiet alley. Then, we saw a small, hole - in - the - wall place that turned out to be a really old - fashioned arcade. We spent the rest of the night there playing old arcade games like Pac - Man and Space Invaders. It was a really unexpected and fun turn of events.
Can you share a really funny story?
Sure. Once there was a man who went to a pet store to buy a parrot. He saw a beautiful parrot with a sign that said, 'This parrot can repeat every word it hears.' So he bought it. When he got home, he started talking to the parrot, but the parrot didn't say a word. He returned to the store and told the owner. The owner said, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to tell you. He's deaf.'
Can you share a really funny story?
Well, there was this little boy who thought his dog could talk. So, he would have long conversations with the dog. One time, he was in the kitchen and told the dog he was making a sandwich. He asked the dog what he wanted on it. The dog just barked. But the boy said, 'Oh, you want peanut butter and jelly too? Okay!' and made a sandwich for the dog as well. It was really funny when the dog just sniffed at it and walked away.
Can you share a really funny kitten story?
There was a kitten that discovered a box. It climbed into the box and started making it its little kingdom. But then a dog walked by. The kitten, feeling very brave, hissed at the dog from inside the box. The dog just looked at it in confusion. The kitten continued to hiss and growl, but the dog simply walked away. The kitten then peeked out of the box, looking very proud of itself as if it had just chased away a huge monster. This made the onlookers laugh a great deal.
Can you share a really funny decisions story?
Sure. A guy I know decided to wear his swim trunks to a formal dinner because he thought it was a beach - themed party. When he showed up, everyone was in suits and gowns. He looked so out of place but his confidence made it hilarious.
Can you share a really funny lockdown story?
Sure. There was this time when we had a virtual family gathering during lockdown. My uncle, who is not very tech - savvy, accidentally muted himself for the whole call but didn't realize it. He was talking and gesturing animatedly while we all just watched, trying not to laugh. When he finally noticed, he was so embarrassed and we all had a good laugh about it.
Can you share a really funny halloween story?
Here's one. A family decided to do a group costume as a bunch of fruits. The dad was a big watermelon, the mom was a strawberry, and their kids were different small fruits. As they were walking to the Halloween parade in their neighborhood, a dog saw them and got really excited. It thought they were real fruits and chased after them. The family had to run, and the dad, being the big watermelon, was waddling as fast as he could. They finally hid behind a car and the dog lost interest. It was a hilarious experience for them all.
Can you share a really funny kitchen story?
Sure. I was making soup and I added way too much pepper. When I tasted it, I started sneezing non - stop. My family came running into the kitchen thinking something was wrong, but when they saw me sneezing because of the overly - peppery soup, they couldn't stop laughing.