What are some of the funniest carpenter stories you've heard?
There was a carpenter who thought he had lost his favorite chisel. He searched everywhere in his workshop. After hours of looking, he found it in his own tool belt where he had put it just minutes before starting the search. He felt so silly and told all his friends about it. They still tease him about it sometimes.
One carpenter was making a table. He was so focused on getting the legs perfectly straight that he didn't notice he had put the top on upside down. When he finally realized, he just shrugged and said, 'Well, it's a new style!' His clients were amused by his creativity. In fact, this kind of mistake - turned - into - something - fun is quite common among carpenters. They often find humor in their own blunders. Another story is about a carpenter who used a really big drill bit when a small one was needed. He ended up making a huge hole in the wrong place on a piece of furniture, but then he made a joke about it being a 'secret compartment' for the owner's valuables.
What are some of the funniest it stories you've heard?
There was a story of an IT team that was migrating data. They accidentally moved all the old photos from the company's archive to the CEO's personal folder. The CEO was quite surprised when he opened his folder and saw all those old memories. It made for a very funny situation.
What are some of the funniest convict stories you've heard?
One funny story is about a convict who painted his face to look like a zebra thinking it would help him blend into the prison yard. But all it did was make him stand out even more and become the laughingstock of the prison.
What are some of the funniest coffee stories you've heard?
I heard about a barista who tried to create a new coffee art design. He was so focused on making it perfect that he didn't notice the customer had already left. He ended up with a beautiful design but no one to admire it.
What are some of the funniest ArcheAge stories you've heard?
One story I heard was about a player who was trying to build a house in a really hilly area. He kept getting the foundation wrong because of the uneven ground. After hours of trying, he finally managed to build it, but it was slanting so much that it looked like it was about to topple over any second. It was really funny to see.
What are some of the funniest halloween stories you've heard?
At a Halloween party, a man came dressed as a mummy. He had wrapped himself so tightly in toilet paper that he could hardly move. When he tried to dance, he just wiggled in one place. And then he accidentally knocked over a bowl of punch. The punch spilled all over his 'mummy' wrappings and made him look like he had been in a really messy accident. It was a very funny sight.
What are some of the funniest rugby stories you've heard?
One story is about a rugby team that accidentally showed up at the wrong field for a game. They were all ready to play and warming up when they realized it wasn't their venue. They had to quickly rush to the correct place, all looking a bit silly.
What are some of the funniest scout stories you've heard?
A scout group was doing a night - time navigation exercise. One scout was so confident that he took a 'shortcut' which led him straight into a muddy pond. He emerged all muddy and looking like a swamp monster, and his friends couldn't stop laughing.
What are some of the funniest chemo stories you've heard?
I heard of a patient who started making chemo - related memes during his treatment and shared them with the other patients. They were things like a picture of a chemo bag with the caption 'My new sidekick for the fight'. Everyone thought they were hilarious.
What are some of the funniest PMS stories you've heard?
There was a girl who, during PMS, thought that her cat was plotting against her. She saw the cat looking at her in a certain way and was convinced it was trying to steal her favorite spot on the couch. She chased the cat around the house until she realized how silly she was being.
What are some of the funniest makeup stories you've heard?
My sister was trying a new glittery eyeshadow look. She put on so much glitter that when she blinked, glitter was falling all over her face like confetti. Then she rubbed her eyes by mistake and ended up looking like a sparkly raccoon. It was really funny and we still joke about it today.