Can you share some kids funny stories?
Sure. There was a little boy who thought his dog could talk. One day he told all his friends that his dog had given him advice on which toys to play with. His friends were really amused.
Here is one. A little girl was so excited about the tooth fairy coming. She left a note under her pillow saying 'Dear Tooth Fairy, I lost my tooth but I also lost my gumshield, please don't be mad.' It was really funny when she told her parents.
Well, there was a kid in kindergarten. During naptime, he started making snoring noises really loudly on purpose. When the teacher came to check, he pretended to be fast asleep. All the other kids were trying hard not to laugh.
Can you share some kids funny halloween stories?
One funny Halloween story is about a little boy who dressed up as a superhero. When he went to knock on doors for treats, he kept trying to'save' everyone from the 'evil' pumpkins on the porches. Another is a girl who dressed as a witch but her hat was so big it kept falling over her eyes, making her bump into things while trick - or - treating. And there was a kid who thought his costume made him invisible like a ghost, so he stood still in front of a neighbor's door until they finally noticed him and gave him a treat.
Can you share some popular funny kids stories?
Sure. There's the story of the three little pigs. It has a funny aspect when the wolf tries so hard to blow down the houses. Another is Goldilocks and the Three Bears. Goldilocks' actions in the bears' house are quite humorous, like trying out different beds. Also, the story of The Tortoise and the Hare is funny when you think about the over - confident hare taking a nap while the slow tortoise keeps going and wins.
Can you share some kids funny Thanksgiving stories?
Sure. There was a little boy who thought the turkey on the table was a really big chicken. When his mom asked him what he was thankful for, he said 'I'm thankful we have such a big chicken for dinner!'.
Can you share some short funny kids stories?
Sure. There was a little boy who thought his nose was a button. One day he told his mom, 'Mom, my button is running!'. His mom was so confused until she realized he meant his nose was dripping. It was really hilarious.
Can you share some funny kids church stories?
Sure. There was a little boy in church who thought the collection plate was a magic hat. When the plate came to him, he put in his little toy car, expecting it to multiply like the loaves and fishes. Another time, a girl saw the stained - glass window of an angel and asked if she could have wings like that too when she grew up. And once, a kid fell asleep during the sermon and started snoring loudly, which made everyone chuckle.
Can you share some funny short kids stories?
Sure. Here is one. Little Tom was at the zoo. He saw a giraffe and said, 'Mom, look at that horse with a long neck!' His mom laughed so hard.
Can you share some funny kids church stories?
Once, during a Sunday school play in the church, a little boy was supposed to be an angel. But instead of wearing the white robe gracefully, he tripped on it while walking onto the stage and ended up rolling a bit. Everyone burst into laughter. It was so cute and unexpected.
Can you share some funny kids halloween stories?
A group of kids decided to go as a pack of zombies. One of the kids was really into his role. He walked with a limp and moaned constantly. When they went to a neighbor's house for treats, the neighbor was so startled at first. But then the kid started to laugh and said 'Happy Halloween!' which made the neighbor laugh too. They all had a great time and got lots of candies.
Can you share some funny kids patience stories?
Sure. There was a little boy waiting for his turn to ride the carousel at the fair. There were so many people in line but he just stood there patiently, counting the horses on the carousel and making up names for them in his head. When it was finally his turn, he was overjoyed.
Can you share some kids funny tumblr stories?
Well, a child once tried to paint their own face like their favorite cartoon character. But they used permanent markers instead of face paint. It took days to get it all off. And then there was this other kid who thought that if they planted a candy bar in the garden, a candy - tree would grow. So they dug a hole and put the candy bar in it.