What are some of the funniest first kiss stories you've heard?
A friend told me about his first kiss. He was at a friend's party. He and the girl he liked were in a closet during a game of 'Seven Minutes in Heaven'. They were so nervous that when they finally kissed, he accidentally bit her lip a little. She yelped and then they both started laughing hysterically. It was really embarrassing for him at the time but makes for a great story now. There was also a story about two people on a Ferris wheel. They were about to kiss when the Ferris wheel stopped suddenly. They were left hanging there, mid - kiss, for what felt like forever until it started moving again.
I've heard of a couple who were in a library. They thought they were alone in the corner. They were about to have their first kiss when the librarian suddenly came around the corner and cleared her throat really loudly. They jumped apart and the guy ended up knocking over a stack of books. The librarian just shook her head. It was really funny. And then there was the story of a girl who thought she was going to have a romantic first kiss on a boat. But the boat hit a wave and she ended up kissing his nose instead of his lips. It was all very comical.
What are some of the funniest first day on the job stories you've heard?
I heard about someone who worked at a clothing store. On their first day, they were folding clothes and accidentally knocked over a whole display of mannequins. It made a huge crashing noise and everyone in the store turned to look, but then they all started laughing.
What are some of the funniest it stories you've heard?
There was a story of an IT team that was migrating data. They accidentally moved all the old photos from the company's archive to the CEO's personal folder. The CEO was quite surprised when he opened his folder and saw all those old memories. It made for a very funny situation.
What are some really funny first kiss stories you've heard?
There was a boy who was trying to be all suave for his first kiss. He had planned it all out. But when he finally made his move, his foot slipped on a wet patch on the ground and he ended up falling on top of the girl, and their first kiss was more of a collision of lips and teeth because of the sudden fall. It was a total mess but also really funny in hindsight.
What are some memorable LGBT first kiss stories you've heard?
I heard about a gay couple who had their first kiss during a trip. They were on a beach at sunset. The sky was all orange and pink. They had been secretly liking each other for a long time. As the waves crashed on the shore, they finally kissed. It was so romantic, like a scene from a movie.
What are some of the funniest convict stories you've heard?
One funny story is about a convict who painted his face to look like a zebra thinking it would help him blend into the prison yard. But all it did was make him stand out even more and become the laughingstock of the prison.
What are some of the funniest coffee stories you've heard?
I heard about a barista who tried to create a new coffee art design. He was so focused on making it perfect that he didn't notice the customer had already left. He ended up with a beautiful design but no one to admire it.
What are some of the funniest ArcheAge stories you've heard?
One story I heard was about a player who was trying to build a house in a really hilly area. He kept getting the foundation wrong because of the uneven ground. After hours of trying, he finally managed to build it, but it was slanting so much that it looked like it was about to topple over any second. It was really funny to see.
What are some of the funniest halloween stories you've heard?
At a Halloween party, a man came dressed as a mummy. He had wrapped himself so tightly in toilet paper that he could hardly move. When he tried to dance, he just wiggled in one place. And then he accidentally knocked over a bowl of punch. The punch spilled all over his 'mummy' wrappings and made him look like he had been in a really messy accident. It was a very funny sight.
What are some of the funniest rugby stories you've heard?
One story is about a rugby team that accidentally showed up at the wrong field for a game. They were all ready to play and warming up when they realized it wasn't their venue. They had to quickly rush to the correct place, all looking a bit silly.
What are some of the funniest scout stories you've heard?
A scout group was doing a night - time navigation exercise. One scout was so confident that he took a 'shortcut' which led him straight into a muddy pond. He emerged all muddy and looking like a swamp monster, and his friends couldn't stop laughing.