What are some of the funniest fat kid stories you've heard?
I heard about a fat kid who tried to fit into a small playhouse. He squeezed and squeezed until his cheeks were all red. Finally, he got in but then couldn't get out and had to be rescued by his dad. It was hilarious.
One time, a fat kid participated in a school play. He was supposed to be a fairy. But his costume was a bit too tight. When he flapped his 'wings' to fly across the stage, he tripped on his own costume and fell flat on his face. The audience roared with laughter. It was really a sight to see. The kid was a good sport about it too and took a bow with a big smile on his face after getting up.
There was a fat kid at a school cafeteria. He was so excited about the pudding that when he reached for it across the table, he knocked over his tray, and food went everywhere. But instead of being sad, he started laughing and so did everyone else. He just had this big personality and the whole incident was really funny. You know, kids can be clumsy sometimes, especially when they are excited about food. And his reaction made it even more comical. He didn't care about the mess, he just thought it was funny that his tray had gone flying and that he now had food all over himself.
What are some of the funniest kid stories you've heard?
Once, a little kid thought that if he planted a coin, a money tree would grow. So he dug a hole in the backyard and put his shiny coin in it. After a few days, when nothing grew, he was so confused and said 'The money tree must be on a long vacation!'.
What are some of the funniest embarrassing kid stories you've heard?
I heard about a kid who was in a school play. He was supposed to say 'I am here to save the day' but he got so nervous that he said 'I am here to shave the hay'. The whole audience couldn't hold their laughter.
What are the funniest goofy kid stories you've heard?
I heard about a kid who put on his father's big shoes and walked around the house like a clumsy giant. He kept tripping over his own feet but still laughed and continued his 'big - foot adventure'.
What are the funniest quirky kid stories you've heard?
Well, I heard about a kid who thought that if he ate enough carrots, he could turn into a bunny. So he ate carrots all day long, every day for a week. His skin even turned a bit orange from all the beta - carotene. In the end, he was disappointed that he didn't grow a tail or ears.
What are some of the funniest it stories you've heard?
There was a story of an IT team that was migrating data. They accidentally moved all the old photos from the company's archive to the CEO's personal folder. The CEO was quite surprised when he opened his folder and saw all those old memories. It made for a very funny situation.
What are some of the funniest convict stories you've heard?
One funny story is about a convict who painted his face to look like a zebra thinking it would help him blend into the prison yard. But all it did was make him stand out even more and become the laughingstock of the prison.
What are some of the funniest coffee stories you've heard?
I heard about a barista who tried to create a new coffee art design. He was so focused on making it perfect that he didn't notice the customer had already left. He ended up with a beautiful design but no one to admire it.
What are some of the funniest ArcheAge stories you've heard?
One story I heard was about a player who was trying to build a house in a really hilly area. He kept getting the foundation wrong because of the uneven ground. After hours of trying, he finally managed to build it, but it was slanting so much that it looked like it was about to topple over any second. It was really funny to see.
What are some of the funniest halloween stories you've heard?
At a Halloween party, a man came dressed as a mummy. He had wrapped himself so tightly in toilet paper that he could hardly move. When he tried to dance, he just wiggled in one place. And then he accidentally knocked over a bowl of punch. The punch spilled all over his 'mummy' wrappings and made him look like he had been in a really messy accident. It was a very funny sight.
What are some of the funniest rugby stories you've heard?
One story is about a rugby team that accidentally showed up at the wrong field for a game. They were all ready to play and warming up when they realized it wasn't their venue. They had to quickly rush to the correct place, all looking a bit silly.