What are some of the most memorable funny roofing stories?
Well, a roofer once put his lunch on the roof while he was working. He got so caught up in the job that he forgot about it. Then, a seagull came and made a mess of his sandwich. When he finally remembered and went to get it, he couldn't stop laughing at the state of his lunch.
A group of roofers were working on a large commercial building. One of them was singing at the top of his lungs while nailing down shingles. His voice was so off - key that the people in the building below started coming out to see what was going on. It ended up being a really funny interaction between the roofers and the building occupants.
Can you share some funny roofing stories?
Sure. One time a roofer was working on a sloped roof. He accidentally dropped his hammer, and it slid all the way down the roof, bounced off a gutter, and landed right in a bucket of paint that a painter had just set down. The painter was so shocked that he jumped back and knocked over a ladder.
What are some of the most memorable funny 2020 stories?
Well, the trend of DIY haircuts in 2020 was quite funny. A lot of people attempted to cut their own hair when salons were closed. Some ended up with really strange and uneven hairstyles that they had to live with for a while. It was funny to see their before - and - after pictures on social media.
What are the most memorable funny stories of 2020?
In 2020, my local community organized a drive - by birthday parade for a 90 - year - old neighbor. The cars were all decorated with balloons and signs. But one car's balloons got loose and started flying all over the place. It was chaos but also really funny. It made the old man laugh a great deal.
What are the most memorable funny will stories?
One memorable one is about a man who left his beloved old hat to his parrot in his will. The parrot would then perch on the hat and cackle as if it knew it was now the owner of this special hat.
What are the most memorable funny 911 stories?
Well, there's a story where a person called 911 because their ice cream cone melted too fast. They were so distraught over losing their treat that they thought it was a major crisis. Another is when someone called because their cat was stuck on the roof, but the cat came down right as the firefighters arrived. It was hilarious.
What are some roofing horror stories?
One roofing horror story could be when a contractor took a large deposit and then disappeared without doing any work. Another is when the wrong roofing materials were used, leading to leaks soon after installation. And then there was a case where the roofing crew damaged the property around the house while installing the roof.
What are some of the most memorable gangsterbb funny stories?
One memorable story is about a gangsterbb called Max. He was in a 'negotiation' with another gang. He was trying to act all tough and intimidating. But his pants accidentally split right in the middle of the meeting. Everyone burst out laughing, and the tense situation turned into a comedy. He was so embarrassed that he just ran away. It was really funny how something so unexpected could completely change the mood.
What are some of the most memorable funny eviction stories?
One funny story is about a tenant who painted the entire apartment bright pink without permission. When the landlord saw it, his face was priceless. He immediately evicted the tenant. Another time, a tenant filled the bathtub with live fish and was using it as a makeshift fishpond. The landlord walked in and couldn't believe his eyes. That led to an eviction too.
What are some of the most memorable funny evangelism stories?
I heard of an evangelist who visited a school. He was showing a picture of Jesus to the kids. One kid asked if Jesus could play basketball. The evangelist said yes. And the kid then said he wanted to play with Jesus because he thought Jesus would be really good at dunking. It was a really cute and funny moment that opened up a great discussion about Jesus' superhuman abilities in a kid - friendly way.
What are some of the most memorable funny wingman stories?
I remember this time when my pal liked a girl in our class. I became the wingman. I noticed she always sat in the same spot in the library. So I convinced my friend to also study there. One day, I 'accidentally' spilled my coffee near her table. My friend helped clean it up and they started talking. It led to a great friendship and later something more. This story is funny because it was all about being in the right place at the right time and using a little clumsiness to our advantage.