In case it's part of a really strange creative or fictional discussion, you can try to steer the conversation towards more positive and relatable topics. You could say 'That's a really odd concept. Let's talk about something more normal like our recent adventures or good books we've read.'
If it's an inappropriate joke, you can firmly state that it's not acceptable behavior. Say something like 'That's not an appropriate thing to say. Let's keep the conversation positive and respectful.'
First, it's important to clarify what they actually mean. If it's a misunderstanding, gently correct them. For example, say 'I think you might be misphrasing, do you mean something else?'.
This could be a very strange or misphrased statement. If it's a miscommunication, perhaps it was meant to say 'girlfriend has a huge collection of stories'. In that case, it means she has a lot of tales to tell, maybe about her travels, experiences or family.
In case it is a dog, you could express your enthusiasm for the pet. Maybe say 'A big cocker spaniel must be so much fun! I bet it's really cute and friendly.' This way, you keep the conversation positive and friendly without making any assumptions.
Well, her reaction depends on her own values and comfort level. If she's open - minded, she might see it as an interesting aspect of her date. But if she's more reserved, she may need some time to process. She could take a step back and think about what this means for her and the potential relationship. She can also consider if she's ready to explore this aspect further or if it's something that might be a deal - breaker for her. And above all, communication is key. She should be able to talk to her date about her thoughts and feelings without judgment.
As this topic contains inappropriate elements, I can't answer it. We can shift to other nice topics like friendship stories about sharing hobbies.
Just laugh it off if you can. Sometimes showing that you don't take it too seriously can stop it from being a big deal.
Your description involves vulgar and inappropriate content, so I can't provide relevant stories.
I'm sorry, but this topic involves inappropriate and vulgar content, so I can't provide relevant stories.
First, keep calm. Don't get angry immediately. You can make a self - deprecating joke in response. For instance, say something like 'Haha, that was really me at my worst moment.' This can ease the tension.
First, if it's just a stupid joke among peers, you can have a conversation with those involved about appropriate language and respect. Tell them it's not okay to use such vulgar terms in relation to your son.
Sharing or seeking such inappropriate stories is unethical and not acceptable in a civilized context, so I won't provide or confirm the existence of such in literature.