What are some of the funniest navy seal stories you've heard?
There's a story about Navy Seals on a ship. One Seal thought he saw a shark fin in the water near the ship. He immediately sounded the alarm and got everyone into a sort of panic mode. But when they looked closer, it turned out to be just a piece of floating debris shaped like a shark fin. The whole situation was really funny in hindsight and they still joke about it.
I heard that a Navy Seal once tried to impress his comrades by doing a fancy dive into a pool during a break. But instead of a perfect dive, he belly - flopped so hard that it made a huge splash and echoed across the base. Everyone burst out laughing, including himself after he resurfaced.
A Navy Seal team was in a jungle for a mission. One member was trying to be stealthy but stepped on a twig that made an incredibly loud snap. He froze, thinking he had given away their position. But it turned out there was no one around for miles. His over - reaction and the comical look on his face had the rest of the team in stitches. This moment of clumsiness in an otherwise serious situation provided some much - needed humor.
What are some of the funniest Royal Navy stories you've heard?
A Royal Navy ship was doing a routine inspection. One of the sailors was tasked with showing the inspector around the engine room. In his nervousness, he gave all the wrong names for the equipment. His blunders made the whole inspection a rather comical affair. Well, in the end, he learned all the correct names, but the story remained as a funny memory on the ship.
What are some of the funniest it stories you've heard?
There was a story of an IT team that was migrating data. They accidentally moved all the old photos from the company's archive to the CEO's personal folder. The CEO was quite surprised when he opened his folder and saw all those old memories. It made for a very funny situation.
What are some of the funniest convict stories you've heard?
One funny story is about a convict who painted his face to look like a zebra thinking it would help him blend into the prison yard. But all it did was make him stand out even more and become the laughingstock of the prison.
What are some of the funniest coffee stories you've heard?
I heard about a barista who tried to create a new coffee art design. He was so focused on making it perfect that he didn't notice the customer had already left. He ended up with a beautiful design but no one to admire it.
What are some of the funniest ArcheAge stories you've heard?
One story I heard was about a player who was trying to build a house in a really hilly area. He kept getting the foundation wrong because of the uneven ground. After hours of trying, he finally managed to build it, but it was slanting so much that it looked like it was about to topple over any second. It was really funny to see.
What are some of the funniest halloween stories you've heard?
At a Halloween party, a man came dressed as a mummy. He had wrapped himself so tightly in toilet paper that he could hardly move. When he tried to dance, he just wiggled in one place. And then he accidentally knocked over a bowl of punch. The punch spilled all over his 'mummy' wrappings and made him look like he had been in a really messy accident. It was a very funny sight.
What are some of the funniest rugby stories you've heard?
One story is about a rugby team that accidentally showed up at the wrong field for a game. They were all ready to play and warming up when they realized it wasn't their venue. They had to quickly rush to the correct place, all looking a bit silly.
What are some of the funniest scout stories you've heard?
A scout group was doing a night - time navigation exercise. One scout was so confident that he took a 'shortcut' which led him straight into a muddy pond. He emerged all muddy and looking like a swamp monster, and his friends couldn't stop laughing.
What are some of the funniest chemo stories you've heard?
I heard of a patient who started making chemo - related memes during his treatment and shared them with the other patients. They were things like a picture of a chemo bag with the caption 'My new sidekick for the fight'. Everyone thought they were hilarious.
What are some of the funniest PMS stories you've heard?
There was a girl who, during PMS, thought that her cat was plotting against her. She saw the cat looking at her in a certain way and was convinced it was trying to steal her favorite spot on the couch. She chased the cat around the house until she realized how silly she was being.