Since the phrase is rather unclear, it's difficult to give exact examples. But if we assume it's about some comical situation a wife gets into, like in a family sitcom where a wife tries to do some DIY home improvement and ends up in a hilarious mess. Maybe she was trying to fix a wobbly chair and instead, it completely falls apart.
Perhaps in a story about a family vacation. The wife plans everything meticulously but then all the bookings get mixed up. They end up in a completely different place than expected. It's a situation where things go wrong for the wife, but it can be told in a funny and family - friendly way that might fit this rather odd - sounding concept.
I'm not entirely sure what specific 'wife has ass destoryed stories' you mean. It could potentially be some made - up or very niche fictional tales, but without more context, it's hard to say exactly.
One example is the story of 'Babe: The Gallant Pig'. In this story, there are sheep characters. Babe, the pig, befriends the sheep on the farm and they have various adventures together. The story shows the relationship between different farm animals in a very positive and family - friendly way.
Sure. There's the story of a man who, as the man of the house, started a family tradition of having a weekly family game night. He would organize the games, get the snacks ready, and make sure everyone in the family participated. It brought the family closer together and created a lot of happy memories.
For instance, a story about a flower that grew in an unexpected place in your garden. Or a short account of a conversation you had with a stranger on a bus who told you an interesting fact. These are the kind of small, unassuming stories that could fall under the category of 'little bitty ass stories'.
One example could be 'The Chronicles of Narnia' series. The stories are full of adventure, magic, and moral lessons. Each book in the series has a great flow, from the initial discovery of Narnia to the final battles and resolutions. It keeps the readers, both children and adults, engaged until the very end.
As the original phrase doesn't seem to have a clear meaning, if we re - interpret it. Let's say a story could be about a boy who found a lost puppy and took care of it until he found its owner. Another could be about a boy who worked hard to raise money for a charity. And one more could be about a boy who saved his friend from getting bullied at school. But these are just attempts to create stories based on a very unclear starting phrase.
Since the phrase is so ambiguous, it's hard to come up with examples. If 'cock up' means to mess something up in a big way, perhaps it could be stories about big blunders in business or projects that had really bad consequences, but this is just a wild guess.
I'm not familiar with 'wife elastrator play' in the context of family games. It could be a very unique or even a made - up concept that is not common in traditional family games.
A husband switched the labels on the cereal boxes in the pantry. When his wife went to pour her usual cereal in the morning, she was surprised. He then teased her about how she didn't really know her own cereals. He said 'You always claim to be the breakfast expert, but you couldn't even tell the difference between these two boxes!'. After that, he made her a special breakfast to make up for the tease.
Sure. Maybe there's a story where a mom's 'big' is all about her role as a provider. Her big hips and backside could be seen as a sign of her strength to carry groceries, baby supplies, and all the things the family needs. She's like a super - mom who can handle all the physical tasks of running a household with ease.