A little boy was at the zoo. He saw a penguin waddling around. He tried to imitate the penguin's walk. The penguin stopped and stared at the boy as if it was judging his performance. Then the penguin waddled even faster, making the boy laugh and try harder to keep up.
There was a cat that loved to sit in a box. One day, his owner bought a new, huge box. The cat jumped into it but the box was so big that the cat got lost inside. After a while, the cat poked its head out from a corner of the box, looking all disheveled and bewildered, which was really hilarious.
Sure. Here's one. A little boy was asked by his teacher what his father did for a living. He said, 'My daddy plays piano in a bar.' When the teacher told him to use the word 'entertainer' instead, he went home and told his father, 'Hey, Dad, I'm supposed to say you're an entertainer instead of a piano player in a bar.' His father replied, 'Well, son, you're right. And you tell your teacher that I'm an entertainer. And if she wants to know what kind of entertainer, you can tell her I'm a nude dancer.'
Sure. Once a cat tried to catch its own tail. It spun around in circles, looking so confused and cute. Another one is about a little boy who put his shoes on the wrong feet and walked like a penguin all day without realizing. And there was a dog that howled every time the doorbell rang on TV, thinking there was someone at the door.
Once upon a time, a boy liked a girl who worked at a coffee shop. Every day he would come in and order a latte. One day, he finally got the courage to write his number on a napkin. But when she came to pick it up, he accidentally sneezed and blew the napkin away. She laughed and said she already knew his order well enough to know his number. And they started dating.
Sure. Here is one. A little rabbit thought his ears were too long. One day, he tied them in a knot. But then he couldn't hear well and bumped into a tree. His friends laughed and he realized his ears were just right the way they were.
There was a kid who believed that clouds were made of cotton candy. One day, he took a broomstick and tried to jump up and reach the clouds to have a taste. It was really funny to see him so determined.
A girl found a stray kitten on the street. She took it home and her neighbor, a kind - hearted boy, helped her take care of it. As they spent time together taking care of the kitten, they fell in love. One day, the boy tied a little note to the kitten's collar that said 'You are the most precious thing in my life, just like this kitten.' It was such a cute way to express his love.
There was a tiny mouse. He found a big hat. He thought it was a wonderful house. So he moved in with all his little things. But when it rained, the hat filled with water. He had to run out, looking all wet and silly. His family had a great laugh and then they cuddled up for bedtime.
There was a kid named Tommy. He was at the zoo and saw a penguin. He thought the penguin was wearing a tuxedo. So he said very loudly, 'Mr. Penguin, you look so fancy! Are you going to a party?' His parents and the people around him all laughed. The penguin just waddled around as if it was showing off its 'tuxedo'.
Well, there was this hamster that made a nest out of tissues and it looked like a little fluffy castle. Then, a puppy got stuck in a box while trying to explore it. He barked until someone rescued him. Another story is about a parrot that imitated the sound of a car alarm every time the mailman came. It drove the neighbors crazy at first, but then they found it hilarious.
There was a cat that liked to sit in a box. But one day, the box was too small for it. Instead of finding a new box, it squeezed itself in anyway, with its fat belly hanging out. It still sat there looking proud as if it was in the perfect fit box.