What are some of the funniest things that swimmers have done?
A swimmer tried to do a backflip off the side of the pool but misjudged the distance and ended up hitting the side of the pool instead of landing in the water gracefully. It was quite a sight and made everyone laugh.
What are some of the funniest things that vicars have done in your knowledge?
One vicar accidentally mixed up the order of the hymns during the service. He announced the wrong hymn number and when the organist started playing, it was a completely different tune than what the congregation was expecting. It led to some confused but amused faces.
What are some of the funniest things music teachers have done in class?
A music teacher I had would always wear the most outlandish outfits. One day he came in dressed as Mozart, complete with a powdered wig. But the wig was so big it kept falling over his eyes when he moved. He would then try to continue teaching while fumbling with the wig, which was really hilarious.
What are some of the funniest things a labrador retriever has done?
A Labrador I knew would howl along with the siren of the fire truck every time it passed by. It was so funny as he would try to match the pitch and just kept going until the siren was out of earshot.
What are some of the funniest things Alan Partridge has done?
He once tried to do an impression of a famous actor during an interview and it was just a horrible mess. His facial expressions were all wrong and his voice was way off. It was so bad that the interviewer couldn't keep a straight face.
What are some of the funniest things your pregnant wife has done?
My wife, when pregnant, was so forgetful. One day, she put her keys in the fridge and then spent half an hour looking for them. When she finally found them, she just laughed it off saying the baby must have made her do it.
What are some of the funniest things the Easter Bunny has done in stories?
The Easter Bunny once got into a race with a little squirrel while on his egg - delivering journey. The squirrel was so fast and the Easter Bunny was so determined not to lose. He ended up running into a tree trunk because he was looking at the squirrel instead of where he was going. The squirrel then had to help him out and they both had a good laugh.
What are some of the funniest things your ex - girlfriend has ever done?
She once entered a dance - off at a local fair. She was so confident but she ended up doing all these wacky moves that were completely off - beat. It was so funny that the whole crowd was laughing. But she didn't care and just kept going, which made it even funnier.
What are some of the funniest things that babysitters have experienced?
A babysitter once had to deal with a little boy who thought he was a superhero. He kept jumping off the couch trying to 'fly'. The babysitter played along and pretended to be the villain he had to defeat. It was a lot of fun and the boy finally got tired out from all his 'flying' attempts.
What are some of the funniest things that security analysts have experienced?
There was a security analyst working on a large - scale security audit. He was so immersed in looking for security loopholes that he didn't notice that his coffee cup had tipped over and was slowly spilling all over his desk. When his colleague pointed it out, he just shrugged and said 'Well, at least my data isn't leaking like this coffee'. It was a humorous moment in an otherwise serious job.
What are some of the funniest things that have happened to fire brigades?
A fire brigade was called to a false alarm at an apartment. As they were leaving, they realized their truck was blocked by a tiny car. The owner of the car was nowhere to be found. So, the firefighters decided to lift the car and move it aside by themselves. It was quite a sight and they all had a good laugh about it later.