Share some christmas funny stories.
There was a little boy who was so excited for Santa to come. He left out cookies and milk as usual. But in the middle of the night, his older sister ate the cookies and drank the milk. In the morning, the boy was so confused when he saw the empty plate and glass, and his sister just couldn't stop laughing.
A family went to pick out their Christmas tree. They found the perfect one, but when they got it home and tried to put it in the stand, they realized it was way too tall for their living room. They ended up having to cut off a big chunk from the top, and it looked really funny with a lopsided top for the whole Christmas season.
Share some funny retail Christmas stories.
At a Christmas sale, a customer came in looking for a 'biggest Christmas tree ever'. When the salesperson showed him the largest tree they had, which was about 8 feet tall, the customer said it was too small. He then described his idea of a 'biggest tree' which was something like a 20 - foot - tall behemoth that would touch the sky. It was quite a laughable exchange.
Share some funny Christmas jokes and stories.
Joke: Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars? Because their days are numbered! Story: One Christmas, a family decided to have a different kind of tree. They decorated a cactus. It was a prickly but fun Christmas. Santa was a bit confused when he saw it though.
Share some funny Christmas devotional stories.
One funny Christmas devotional story is about a small church that decided to do a live nativity scene. The man playing Joseph got his robe caught in a fence as he was leading Mary (on a donkey) to the stable. Instead of panicking, he just started laughing and so did everyone else. It turned into a moment of pure joy and reminded everyone that even in the retelling of a very serious story, there can be humor and humanity.
Share some nice funny Christmas stories.
One funny Christmas story is about a family who decided to make a gingerbread house. But their dog thought it was a real house for him! He kept trying to get in and finally knocked it over. Everyone just laughed instead of getting mad.
Share some funny christmas jokes and stories.
Joke: What do elves learn in school? The Elf - abet! Story: A reindeer named Rudolph was feeling left out one Christmas because all the other reindeer were making fun of his shiny red nose. But on Christmas Eve, when it was really foggy, his nose guided Santa's sleigh safely through the night. After that, all the reindeer apologized and Rudolph became a hero.
Share some famous funny Christmas stories.
In a small town, there was a Christmas pageant. The little boy playing an angel got his halo tangled in the curtain just as he was about to make his grand entrance. He ended up being dragged across the stage by the curtain as he tried to free himself. Everyone in the audience couldn't stop laughing, and it became a memorable and funny Christmas story for the town.
Share some funny christmas pageant stories.
One year, a little boy was supposed to be an angel in the Christmas pageant. But he got so excited during the performance that he started flapping his wings like a crazy bird and ran all around the stage, completely forgetting his lines. It was hilarious!
Share some cute funny Christmas stories.
One Christmas, a little boy wrote a letter to Santa asking for a real dinosaur. His parents found a life - sized inflatable dinosaur and put it in the living room on Christmas morning. When the boy woke up, he was so excited, thinking Santa had really brought him a dinosaur. He tried to ride it and named it 'Dino - Claus'.
Share some Christmas funny short stories.
One Christmas story is about a family who decided to have a real - life nativity scene in their backyard. Their dog, thinking it was all a game, grabbed the baby Jesus doll and ran around the yard with it. Everyone was in stitches trying to catch the dog and save the 'baby'.
Share some best funny Christmas stories.
In a small town, the local church was doing a Christmas play. The actor playing Joseph accidentally got his robe stuck on a chair as he was walking towards Mary. He tried to keep going but ended up dragging the chair across the stage. The whole congregation couldn't stop laughing, and it became a memorable and funny Christmas moment for the town.