We can talk about family vacations, like the beautiful scenery we saw during a trip or the interesting things that happened during the journey.
Discussing current events, such as new scientific discoveries or positive community initiatives, is also a much better option. It allows for engaging and positive conversations that are beneficial to everyone involved.
Sharing about hobbies is a great alternative. For example, if someone likes painting, they can talk about their latest artworks, the inspiration behind them, and the techniques they used.
Sharing such stories is completely inappropriate and violates privacy and social norms. This is a very private and inappropriate topic that should not be publicly discussed.
A story about a girl's adventure in a magical forest would be much better. It can be full of imagination and positive elements.
We could talk about fitness. For example, different workout routines and how they help improve our physical and mental health.
You can use more general and friendly expressions like 'having a good time with a girl' or 'enjoying the company of a girl'. These expressions are positive and do not have any inappropriate implications.
A positive alternative could be a story about furry friends having a picnic together. They could share food, play games, and enjoy each other's company in a friendly and innocent way.
It is not appropriate at all. This type of story is not only disrespectful to one's partner but also goes against the general standards of decency in society. There are many positive and healthy topics to focus on instead of this kind of inappropriate one.
I'm not sure specifically which 'wifes ass story' you are referring to. It could be a very personal or family - related story within a particular context.
Sharing or seeking such stories involves inappropriate and disrespectful content, so I can't provide relevant stories.
Well, one could be a story where someone ate food that was contaminated during an outdoor 'eating ass' event. Maybe they got really sick from bad meat and had a horrible time with stomach pains and vomiting.
There might be some horror stories where a creature or entity preys on people in a very strange or unexpected way that could be misconstrued as something like 'ass eating' in a really out - there sense. For instance, a story where a strange monster attacks its victims from behind and devours them in a gory fashion. But these are more about the general horror of being attacked and consumed.