Can you recommend some good novels?

Sir, I see that you are middle-aged and bald, have shifty eyes, a nose full of lees, inverted eyebrows, prominent ears, big upturned lips, yellow teeth, a wick-like neck, long and short arms, long and short hands, flat shoulders, chicken breasts, dog belly, and a good-for-nothing waist. I think you are not a human but a beast, or even worse than a beast!"

Answer 1

"It's All Because of Piracy." This book is a fantasy romance novel written by the author Butterfly Dance Ice Flying. The general plot of this novel is as follows:

The moment she opened her eyes, she was wearing it. r
Look at the mountains, the water, the man, and the beast. Alright, is this the story I wrote?! r
Calm down! Who else knew better than the author how the story would develop and the characters 'personalities? I'm sure I'll be able to live a good life!
Wait! What was going on with this divine expansion? Where did this stupid plot come from? r
Help! Could it be that this isn't my book? The one who stole my novel and changed it to Doujin? r
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The girls in the flesh struggled to keep their chastity and finally found a couple for life. r
Then what kind of life would the author of Qingshui Literature get?╮(╯▽╰)╭\r。
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" The Missy's Villain Strategy " was a light novel written by the author, Jinbao Xingkong. The general plot of this novel was:

The main character, Bai Tongtong, was a veteran otaku and fujoshi. By chance, they would constantly transmigrate to the villains or small characters in the TV series. They had to seize the opportunity and defeat the main character of the original series in order to obtain the opportunity to return to the real world. Was this the fate of the owner of the necklace? Was this still God's joke? Who knew? Let's see how a veteran fujoshi fights wits and courage to create her own exciting life…
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" Host, You Have to Yearn for the Light " is a sci-fi space-time travel novel written by the author Yin Xian. The general plot of this novel is:

Sheng Ge embarked on the journey of searching for life fragments. From then on…there was always a sound in her ears.
Shengge,[I want to sleep. No one can stop me!] Don't give out random quests. I won't do it no matter how simple it is! What's this thing you're hanging on my leg?
The System asked,"Little miss, have you forgotten?" This is your little brat.
Sheng Ge: Oh…I have so many little kids.
"Not many, just a few."
Sheng Ge was speechless.
Something was speechless.
[In conclusion, my host is good at everything except sleeping, scolding people, complaining, not doing missions, no matter how simple it is, having a bad temper, scolding the system whenever there is a disagreement, etc.]
It's true. My host is good in everything except for those few problems…She should be able to be saved?
The system was determined to make Little Missy a positive teaching material that yearned for the bright future.
P.S. The male and female leads are the same person. The plot of a common meal is not brain-burning, nor is it brain-burning. It's just a simple story.
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" The Whole World is For You " was a modern romance novel written by Yin Xiaofu. The general plot of the novel was:

An E-list celebrity who had been reborn for 80 years had become a short, ugly, and stupid village girl?
Li Longyue refused to accept reality. She wanted to become white! Rich! Beautiful!
While others were eating, she wanted to eat and drink.
When a top-grade relative came to find trouble, she greeted him with a smile that was scary.
The hooligan wanted to take advantage of her, but before she could move, Huo Chen stood in front of her. His face darkened as he grabbed the hooligan's sleeve. He gritted his teeth and said coldly," Try touching her!"
P.S. I heard that those who read this book are all very beautiful!
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" Attack that person in Rebirth!" This book was a modern romance novel written by the author, Little Poor White. The general plot of this novel was:

The obsession that she had thought of in her previous life was actually her hell! What she thought was indulgence was actually her protection! In this life, I tried my best to escape, but I still met you. Since you want to be tortured, what else can I say? An invisible attraction caused the two of them to meet and begin their journey of love.
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" The Evil Stepmother of the Book " was an ancient romance novel written by Old Cat by the roadside. The general plot of the novel was:

A second-rate agent had unfortunately transmigrated to become an unfavored second wife. Her husband could not forget his dead wife, his stepson had spoken ill of him, and his servants had hit him when he was down…She said," It's all small matters. Don't disturb me while I'm eating chicken. I'll only have the strength to study how to open the lock of the warehouse when I'm full!" But what was up with that ex-sister-in-law who hid a needle in her cotton wool? Why was her name the same as the main character's name in the novel she read before she died? She couldn't afford to offend the female protagonist halo. Since the female protagonist came to snatch her cheap husband, she would go and snatch her loyal dog male supporting role. But why was this male supporting character different from what was written in the book? Why wasn't this male supporting character as considerate as in the books? Why was this man with a child? Why was this supporting male character so two-faced? "Husband, who are you?" "You're only asking this now that you've already given birth?" He looked at this little woman, who was sometimes shrewd, sometimes confused, sometimes timid, and sometimes fearless, with a black line on his face. The little woman touched her nose and decided to let it be.
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Villains Just Want to Live was a sci-fi time-travel novel written by the author, Lazy Flying Snow. The general plot of the novel was:

[Little White: Dear Host, you're the villain. Don't always snatch food from the protagonist, okay…] [A certain someone: It seems like I really got the wrong script. But I made the protagonist have nowhere to go. Isn't that a successful villain?] Xiao Bai: " Although what you said makes sense, I still insist. We are villains!" [A certain person: I'm the villain. I have to accept the benefits that come to my door. The protagonist has to be tortured...] The System Xiaobai, who always wanted to bring its host to the end, had to be prepared to escape with its host at all times. The host, who had the villain's fate but wanted to walk out of the protagonist's path, steadily moved forward in the happy time of petting cats every day.
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" Since the Return of the Clown's Soul " was a suspense novel written by the author, Folk Zuodao. The general plot of this novel was:

Starting from the clown's soul, I embarked on the journey of horror movies…I have experienced Stephen King's black tower world view. I have also transformed into a priest and ran around just to drive away the demons. I have kicked the Japanese Zombie Dazuo, controlled Annabel, slapped Annie Baby's big mouth, seen a wife-protecting demon who killed a car full of zombies, robbed a tomb with Hu Bayi, and fought against the old gods as a mortal. I have witnessed A Hui's silent love for Xiao Xue. I've never said that I like you, but you've always been the most important person to me. I've also witnessed the reincarnation of Qiu Sheng and Ninth Uncle. In the end, I've lived like you…
This was a nostalgic story.
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" Return to Rest " was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Dmi Little Fish. The general plot of this novel was:

Little White Cheng Feifei was a fat and lazy otaku before she transmigrated. Fortunately, she met the little fairy in her heart, so she degenerated and became a servant girl.
So what if she was a maid? She was not the main character…
[XXX: May I ask what kind of person the female lead is?]
Cheng Feifei thought,"What else can I do?"
[XXX: Can you be more specific?]
Cheng Feifei: " Oh, she's a crazy demon who protects her sister. She's an expert at making money. En, she's beautiful."
[XXX: May I ask what the female lead's weakness is?]
Cheng Feifei, Flaws? It's already not easy for a fairy to descend to the mortal world, and you're still asking me about my shortcomings? It didn't exist!
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" Raising a Son for a Rival in Love " was a modern romance novel written by the author, who was still me. The general plot of this novel was:

Scene 1:
"Hello, is this Miss Bai Ling?" He opened the door and saw a courier standing at the door. He asked politely.
"It's me."
"There's a delivery for you. Please sign here." The courier handed over a document.
"Oh." It was her express delivery. She didn't remember anyone sending her anything. However, Bai Ling still quickly signed the document.
"This document and this child are yours. Goodbye." The courier took out a child from nowhere and pushed it into Bai Ling's arms. Before Bai Ling could come back to her senses, it disappeared without a trace.
Scene 2:
Bai Ling lowered her head and looked at this seven or eight-year-old boy. He looked very cute, but whose child was he? Why was he at her doorstep? Bai Ling lowered her head and tried her best to smile sweetly.
" Little kid, what's your name? Where do you live? Can I send you back?"
“…”
"Little kid, where's your daddy and mommy?" It didn't matter if he didn't answer. He endured it and asked patiently.
“…”
" Little friend, you..." Before Bai Ling could finish speaking, this little friend spoke up. However, Bai Ling was stunned because he called out to Bai Ling," Mommy." God, she did not remember having a baby.
Bai Ling felt that she must have forgotten to offer incense to Bodhisattva. That was why God was treating her like this. Eight years ago, when her boyfriend of three years stood in front of her with a pregnant woman and asked for her forgiveness, she thought that she was young and ignorant and had mistaken him for someone else, so she casually dumped that man.
Even though she had left in a carefree manner, her heart was not that carefree. After all, it was her first love. She had invested all her passion in that man, but in the end, it had ended up like this. How could she not be heartbroken? From then on, she dared not to trust men easily. She had not had a boyfriend for eight years, but the heavens thought that she was living too well. She suddenly had an eight-year-old son. Please, she had never had a boyfriend, okay? Where did this son come from? However, when she found out about this child's background, she was stunned. This child was actually the son of that adulterous couple from eight years ago. Alright, even if she was kind, patient, and liked children, if this child was the son of your love rival, no matter what the reason was, there would be a difference.
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