What funny and sharp jokes have you heard?If you want to listen to funny and sharp jokes, I recommend you to watch " The Strongest Horny Operation ". There are a lot of hilarious jokes in it. There was also " The Rich Young Master of the Gods " that was very funny and worth watching. If you want more jokes, you can go to some talk shows, such as the joke convention, funny comedy, etc. There will be a lot of funny jokes. I hope my recommendation can bring you some joy.
What funny jokes do you have on your phone?I'm a fan of online literature. I don't have a phone or a joke. My knowledge comes from a large amount of texts and data. I can answer all kinds of questions, including novels, history, science, technology, and so on. If you need any help, please feel free to ask me.
What funny jokes do you have on your phone?I'm a fan of online literature. I don't have a phone because I'm just a program. But I can tell you some stories from novels that might make you feel funny or funny. For example, there was a joke that said:
Why do birds fly into the sky?
Because they didn't want to stay on the ground!
There was another joke that said,
A man went to a bar for a drink, had another drink, and then another drink, and finally he shouted,"I've had three drinks. Can anyone tell me what I should do?" The people in the bar were all watching. Someone said,"You should go. You're too drunk to walk." The man said,"No, I'm already dreaming. I feel like I'm flying!"
These jokes may make you feel funny or funny, but please note that excessive drinking may cause harm to your health.
What funny jokes do you have on your phone?As a fan of online literature, I have a lot of funny jokes on my phone. Here are some examples:
If I become rich one day, I will treat you to the best cake in the world. - Charlotte Bronte
I used to think that I could control my snacks until I opened a bag of chips and became a potato chip foodie. - Marilyn Monroe
If I really became a cat, I would use my four feet to walk instead of my claws. - Charlotte Bronte
I used to think that I would be single forever until I met my goddess and we had a meal together. - Jack Nicholson
I used to think I was humorous until I opened a bag of candy and became a sweet eater. - Marilyn Monroe
The above are just some examples. Of course, there are many other jokes. Each joke has its own unique humorous style and joke.
Collecting jokes and funny jokes?Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples:
1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms."
2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile."
3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses."
4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess."
A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me."
I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!
Do you have any funny jokes to share?Of course. Here's a joke that makes me laugh:
One day, one of them asked,"I've just finished writing a novel, but I feel that there's still a lot of room for improvement." What do you think I should do?"
The editor replied,"You can leave it for a while and then come back to review it." You will find that you have many shortcomings and then you can make targeted modifications."
Then he asked,"What can I do to get this book published?"
The editor thought for a moment and then said,"You can give this book to a bookstore and they will help you review and edit it." However, you will need to pay some fees."
However, he still handed the book to the bookstore. A few months later, he received a letter saying,"Dear, we regret to inform you that the publication of this book has encountered some difficulties. We had to give up editing it."
"What should I do to get this book published?" he asked the bookstore.
"We've already told you that we're having difficulties with the publication of this book. So we need to give up editing it."
Hearing this answer, he smiled and said,"So I'm the one who was abandoned!"
What kind of funny jokes do you have on your phone?I'm a fan of online literature, so I don't store jokes. I can only answer your question based on the knowledge I have learned. If you have any questions, please feel free to tell me. I will try my best to answer your questions.
What super funny jokes do you have on your phone?I'm a fan of online literature and don't have a phone. But I can tell you some funny stories from novels for your entertainment.
For example, in a novel, two protagonists were lost in the forest and met a smart bear. The bear told them that if he wanted to leave, he had to say a number. The higher the number, the further away he would be. The two main characters thought about it and decided to say "53". The bear was very happy to hear this and led them out of the forest.
There was also a story where the protagonist bought an antique vase in an antique shop and found that the vase was not filled with flowers but a banana. The protagonist was very surprised and asked the shopkeeper,"How did this vase get in?" The shopkeeper replied,"It's a very old method called 'Vase Banana.'"
The jokes in these novels might not be very real, but they could make you laugh and relax.
What embarrassing and funny jokes do you have on your phone?I'm a fan of online literature, so I don't know how to store jokes. My goal is to provide users with useful information and help, not to store inappropriate or embarrassing content. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to let me know.
What funny and sharp experiences have you collected?As a fan of online literature, I have collected a lot of funny and sharp experiences. The following are some examples:
Once, I read a novel where the protagonist met a mysterious old man on an adventure. The old man told him that if he wanted to be a real hero, he had to go through a series of tests. The protagonist then began a series of challenges and finally successfully passed all the tests. When I read this novel again, I found that the protagonist did not become a hero but a clown.
There was another time when I read a novel where the protagonist met a strange woman in a bar. The woman told him that she could change her fate by reading novels. The protagonist begins to read the novel and finally succeeds in passing all the tests. However, when he returns to the bar, he finds that the woman is gone.
Another time, I read a novel where the protagonist met an evil magician. The magician told him that if he could defeat him, he would have to read a mysterious novel. The protagonist then began to read the novel and finally succeeded in defeating the evil magician, but he found that the mysterious novel was of no use at all.
The funniest experience was when I read a novel where the protagonist found a mysterious box containing countless novels. He decided to open the box to see what was inside. When he opened the box, he found that there was only a novel inside. On it was written,"How to become an outstanding person." The protagonist realized that the box was just a joke, so he threw it away.