The Rogue Emperor's Teacher.
Once there was a guy who tried to sell his vacuum cleaner. He said, 'This vacuum cleaner is so powerful it almost sucked up my cat!' His friend replied, 'Well, that's not so great. I have a broom that doesn't try to eat my pets.' It's funny because it shows the unexpected danger of the vacuum cleaner and the simple solution of just using a broom instead.
I can provide you with some long jokes. The following was a funny joke: One day a bird asked another bird,"why are you always on the wire?" "Because I'm a wire bird," answered the other bird. Then the first bird asked,"Will you fly?" The second bird said,"Fly, but sometimes I walk too many wires and forget that I can fly." I hope this joke will bring you some joy.
For long joke novels, I recommend the following three: "Laughing Wife: Unscrupulous Couple Is Going to Turn the Heavens upside down": A happy and refined story of a couple. It was a long and huge story. The beginning was slow, and the more you read, the more exciting it became. "Father Can Enemies the Nation": It was a long historical novel that told the story of a strange family with three generations. It was hilarious and funny. "A Mistaken Encounter with Sweet Love": The protagonist is constantly in a dilemma. Everyone laughs at her, but in her heart, she is still shining. The plot of this novel is hilarious and touching. It is also a very good novel. I hope you like my recommendation. Muah ~
Sure. There was a man in a village in India. He was very proud of his buffalo. One day, he went to the market and said to everyone, 'My buffalo is the smartest. It can count!'. People were skeptical. So he took the buffalo to a field with a big pile of hay. He said to the buffalo, 'Buffalo, if I give you two stacks of hay and then add three more, how many will you have?' The buffalo just stared at him blankly. The man said, 'See, it's five!'. Everyone in the market burst into laughter.
Sure. Here is one. There was a man who was always overly serious and hated jokes. One day, his friends decided to play a practical joke on him by pretending there was a big lottery win in their town and that he was one of the potential winners. They made up fake news articles and everything. But instead of getting excited or falling for it like they expected, he got really angry. He said that they were wasting his time with such false hopes and that it was irresponsible of them. He then went on a long rant about how people should focus on real things in life rather than creating false excitement with jokes. This made his friends feel really bad and they learned not to play such 'jokes' on him again.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. And this one. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey and... cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I'm not sure; I was born with them.'
There was a man who was obsessed with collecting clocks. He had hundreds of them in his house. One day he got a call from his neighbor saying, 'Your clocks are really noisy. I can't sleep!' The man replied, 'That's strange. They all should be quiet. They're just for show. I have a wristwatch that I use to tell the time.' This shows how his obsession led to this comical misunderstanding.
Sure. There was a magician who was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
The Discworld series by Terry Pratchett also fits. Pratchett was a master at creating humorous situations and characters. There are many instances where the jokes are simple yet effective, much like dad jokes. For example, the way the wizards in the Unseen University bumble around and get into all sorts of comical situations in a world full of magic and fantasy.
Hey, I have a few funny novels to recommend to you! The first was "Transformed Twin Lolita." This light novel was a combination of humor and everyday elements. It told the wonderful adventure of becoming a pair of twins after transmigrating. In addition,"Transformed Game Lady" was also a very funny novel. The protagonist entered the game world as a loli, and the funny, slightly sweet, and heaven-defying plot began. Finally, there was another book called "The Other World That Can't Be Joked." In this world, one couldn't laugh, but Yu Feng laughed. Guess what would happen? I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗