[Please::::::::::: Many jokes???] 'I'm going to build a book called' Smile'.'I hope everyone will write some jokes. After it is completed, it will be...

2024-09-19 02:33

[Please::::::::::: Many jokes???] I'm going to build a book called 'Smile'. I hope everyone will write some jokes and thank me after it is completed!

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2024-09-19 03:57

I'm happy to help you. Here are some jokes I've organized for you: Why do some people like to dig holes in the beach? Because they wanted to become giants. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to catch beef. Why can't pigs go online? Because they were always scared by the bears on the Internet. Why do monkeys like to throw stones? Because they wanted to hit those who didn't give them bananas. Why do some people like to draw circles on the beach? Because they wanted to become a starfish.

Please recommend some good transmigration novels. I hope they are dramas and not jokes.

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2024-08-28 20:30

I recommend the following novels to you. They are all time-travel novels: "The Daughter of the First Prince Should Marry: First Class Princess Consort","Master Fusu Please Wait","The Story of the Immortal in the Vast Sea", and "Begonia Drunken Rouge". Each book has its own unique storyline and character image. I believe you will definitely find something you like. I hope you like my recommendation, Mwah ~😗

I'm in a hurry. I hope everyone can write as many as they can. Also, I want to finish the book.

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2024-09-03 15:25

Okay, here are some comics with God's Space. I hope you like them: 1 One Piece: This is a very famous manga novel that tells the story of the protagonist Luffy growing up in the story of One Piece and finally becoming the Pirate King. Naruto: This is another popular manga novel that tells the story of the protagonist Naruto who grows up in a ninja world and eventually becomes a ninja master. 3 Death Note: This is a very popular novel. It tells the story of the protagonist, Yagami, who grows up in the world of the Death Note and eventually becomes a hero. 4. Inuyasha: This is a classic manga novel about the protagonist Inuyasha growing up and finally getting together with Kagome during his exile. 5 Slam Dunk: This is a very popular basketball novel about the protagonist, Shunsuke Tamura, who grows up in the basketball world and eventually becomes a basketball star. 6 << Full Time Expert >>: This is an e-sports novel that tells the story of the protagonist, Yu Wenzhou, who grows up in the world of full time experts and eventually becomes a top e-sports player. 7 Ghost Blows Out the Light: This is a tomb raiding novel that tells the story of the protagonist Hu Bayi growing up in the world of ghost blows out the light and eventually becoming a legendary king of thieves. The above are some of the comics that have God's Space. I hope they can help you.

I need some short and memorable jokes

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2024-09-22 15:23

Alright, here are some short and memorable jokes: Why can't pigs go online? This was because there was no typing skill on the internet. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab meat buns. Why do programmers like to drink? Because they liked to drink coffee while writing code. Why do some people like to draw circles on the beach? Because they wanted to draw circles in the sea. Why does the train run so fast? Because they had to catch up with the time machine.

I want to find some funny jokes

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2024-09-20 07:01

Okay, here are some funny jokes: A programmer went to the bar and ordered a glass of beer. He took a sip and said to the waiter,"Why is there no music in this wine?" The waiter replied,"Did you put the music in the wrong place?" The programmer said," No, I didn't play any music. I just opened the beer lid!" 2 A person went to the interviewer and asked him,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man thought for a moment and replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" The man replied,"I don't think there's anything wrong with it. I just don't like to lie to people." The interviewer said,"This is indeed a shortcoming. You can consider changing it." The man replied,"I think I'm too straight." A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. A man was trapped in the desert. He was thirsty and desperately needed water. He finally found a spring, but he didn't know where to drink from. He tried it and found that the spring water didn't seem right or sweet. So he thought about it and spat out the gum in his mouth. He put it into the clear spring and the water tasted really good! I hope these jokes can bring you some joy.

Can everyone share some funny and sarcastic jokes?

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2024-09-21 18:52

If you like modern romance novels, I recommend " Getting Married: Young Master Song Dotes on His Wife Too Much " to you. In the book, the female protagonist, Ming Shi, was a ruthless and unscrupulous princess of the underworld. However, after her rebirth, she became the number one socialite in An City, Tang Shi, and the male protagonist, Song Ci, doted on her to the bone. The story in the book was also quite sharp and humorous. For example, the female lead, Tang Shi, once threw potato chips at Song Ci's face, who was pretending to be cool, and even said," You're clearly my man!" Wait. I hope you like my recommendation.😗

I'm looking for some good jokes to motivate the students. not too short

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2024-09-22 11:21

When you feel troubled, remember that you are not alone. Everyone in the world has gone through difficult times, and someone has gone through more difficult times than you. You have a dream and strength you can rely on. As long as you persevere, you will discover a precious future. When you feel lost, remember that you don't have to know all the answers. The key to solving a problem was to find a few problems and think deeply to find the best solution. Believe in your inner thoughts and try to find inspiration. When you feel worried, remember that you are not alone. Everyone in the world has experienced times of worry, and some people have experienced times of more worry. Don't easily immerse yourself in sad content. Instead, try to relax and find opportunities for inspiration. When you feel down, remember that you are not the only one who is down. There are many other people in the world who are experiencing the same problems as you, and they are never disappointed. He tried to find inspiration and consensus from others, and he tried to help others. When you feel lost, remember that you are not alone. Everyone in the world had experienced times of confusion, and some people had experienced times of confusion. Don't easily immerse yourself in sad content. Instead, try to relax and find opportunities for inspiration. When you are worried, remember that you are not the only one who is worried. There are many other people in the world who are experiencing the same problems as you, and they are never disappointed. He tried to find inspiration and consensus from others, and he tried to help others.

Collecting jokes and funny jokes?

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2024-09-17 01:22

Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!

I'm going to write a novel about Dunn F. I hope everyone can answer my questions!

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2024-08-27 21:17

For novels about Dungeon Fighter Online, you can refer to the following suggestions: 1. Confirm the background of the story and the structure of the world. For example, when the story takes place, what are the different races and forces in the world, what are Dungeons and Warriors, how are they formed, and so on. 2. Setting up the characters, including the main character, villain, and supporting characters, their characteristics, personalities, backgrounds, goals, and so on. 3. Set the rules and mechanisms of Dungeon Fighter Online, including game mechanisms, equipment systems, skill settings, and so on. 4. Setting up the storyline: Including the adventure of the protagonist, the rise and conspiracy of the enemy, the growth of the protagonist and the improvement of combat skills, etc. 5. Setting up the background conflict and climax: For example, what kind of challenges and difficulties the protagonist encountered in Dungeon Fighter Online and how they dealt with them and finally won. 6. Set and open endings: For example, whether the protagonist succeeds in saving Dungeon Fighter Online or becomes its destroyer.

Some ancient jokes

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2024-09-09 06:53

The following are some ancient jokes: The mountain has trees, the trees have branches, and the heart delights you, but you don't know it. Song of the Yue People Don't you see that the Yellow River flows from heaven to the sea and never returns? Climbing High 3. In the green garden the sunflowers wait for the morning dew to dry. "Farewell to the ancient grass" 4. The white hair is three thousand feet long, and the sorrow seems to be long. I don't know where the autumn frost can be found in the mirror. Sapphire Case: Yuan Xi In the old days, swallows flew into the homes of ordinary people in front of Wang Xie's hall. Swallow Tower Don't you see the bright mirror in the high hall grieve for the white hair in the morning, like the black hair turning into snow in the evening? "Drink Up" The spring breeze is green again. When will the bright moon shine on me again? "Moored Boat in Guazhou" Have you not seen the sound of ten thousand households pounding their clothes in Chang 'an? "Autumn Night is about to break, and I feel the coolness outside the fence door." The youth did not see Chang 'an, but now he sees Chang' an and does not see me. Chang 'an Ancient Meaning Don't you see that the Yellow River flows from heaven to the sea and never returns? Climbing High

Is there anything that makes you laugh? I'm here to collect jokes

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2024-09-14 23:12

As a fan of online literature, my answers often contain some funny jokes or plots. Here are some examples: One of the emperor's ministers asked him,'Your Majesty, have you ever heard a bird sing?' The Emperor replied,"Of course I have." The minister said,'Have you ever heard bird shit?' The emperor replied,'why should i listen to bird shit?' There was a character called Li Lei. He had a friend called Zhang San. They went hiking together. Li Lei slipped and fell to his death. His friend Zhang San was so sad that he ran to the edge of the cliff and committed suicide. When Li Lei saw it, he was not sad. Instead, he smiled and said to Zhang San,"Don't worry. I'm watching you down there." There was a man named Ximen Qing who had a beautiful girlfriend named Pan Jinlian. One day, Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian went out to drink and were sent home by passers-by. The next morning, Pan Jinlian woke up to find that Ximen Qing was gone. She was heartbroken and went to the court to complain. The court staff told her,"Ximen Qing has been sentenced because he stole someone last night." I hope these examples will make you laugh!