Is there any funny script about real estate? [Humorous joke]
For the script lines related to real estate, you can refer to the following examples: 1. After buying a house, I realized that there was a ghost living in it! 2. The higher the house price, the further away they bought because they wanted to be closer to their workplace. 3. After buying a house, I found that my quality of life had greatly decreased because I had to spend time cleaning. No matter how high the house price is, it can't be higher than my dream because I need a luxurious house to realize my dream. 5. Before buying a house, I thought I knew a lot about it. Only after buying it did I realize that I just like buying a house. House prices are ridiculously high, but I just don't want to sell my second-hand house because I like it too much! Buying a house is not only for living, but also for investment and appreciation. If I have the ability to buy a house, I will buy a villa. Otherwise, I will buy an apartment. 9. Before buying a house, I thought I could rent a house for a lifetime. After buying it, I realized that I still wanted to buy a house. The higher the house price, the more I like renting a house because I think it's easier to rent a house than to buy a house. He hoped that these lines would add some humor and interest to the script. Of course, they could also modify and create according to their own creativity and style.