Give me a joke! Definitely a classic!

2024-09-18 15:54

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2024-09-18 18:55

Alright, here's a classic joke: One day, a programmer walked into a bar and ordered a beer. Then he ordered a second, third, and fourth beer. The waiter asked him why he liked drinking so much. The programmer replied," I like programming. Every time I drink a glass of beer, I write a code of 1. The second glass is 2, the third glass is 3, and so on." The waiter nodded and poured him a glass of beer.

Please give me the funniest joke

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2024-09-18 22:45

Two bears were walking in the forest when one of them said,"Hey, do you see that brown thing?" The other bear replied,"Oh, you mean the brown bear?" The first bear...

The classic quote and joke from the dancing "Devil's Law"~ Give it to me if you know ~~

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2024-09-09 18:40

The Dancing Devil's Law is a very popular online novel. It has many classic sayings and jokes. Here are some examples: Nothing in this world is eternal except death and...

Where was the funniest joke, the most classic joke, and the most humorous joke of 2011?

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2024-09-07 16:22

I can't provide any jokes or humorous information about 2011 because my knowledge ends in 2021. However, I can tell you some classic jokes and humorous information. I hope you...

Classic long joke

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2024-09-19 17:13

I can tell you a classic long joke. The following is a possible example: One day, a mathematician and a physicist walked into a bar. The mathematician ordered a glass...

It was a classic classical Chinese joke!

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2024-09-14 03:54

Still, still, still The following are some classic classical Chinese funny sentences: 1. A thousand miles away, a thousand miles away, a thousand miles away. (This is used to describe...

The most classic hidden joke

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2024-09-16 21:58

A joke with deep meaning was usually a joke that was cold, dark, or sarcastic. It had a certain philosophical and cultural meaning. The following was a simple joke: One...

Who has a hilarious joke? Don't copy it. Give me 20 if it's good!

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2024-09-01 13:56

A bear and a rabbit were walking in the forest. Suddenly, a wolf ran up from behind and asked the rabbit,"are you okay?" "It's fine," replied the rabbit. The wolf...

Who can give me a particularly funny joke, a short one, thank you

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2024-09-12 13:27

A programmer went to a bar to drink. His friend asked him,"What have you been busy with recently?" The programmer replied," I'm developing an auto-reply system that allows the user...

Give me a short story or a joke, and I'll tell the class in a few days.

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2024-09-16 13:58

There was an old story called " The Turtle and the Hare." The story was about a rabbit and a turtle racing. The rabbit was always in the lead, but...

Give me some classic novels

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2024-08-30 12:13

Of course, the following are some classic novels recommended by the wind: 1 " Battle Through the Heavens "-Heavenly Silkworm Potato: This is a very popular online fantasy novel that...