The classic dialogue in the Wuhanese version of "A Chinese Opus"

The classic dialogue in a Chinese Opus Westward Journey
"There was once a sincere relationship in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. I only regretted it after I lost it! This was the most painful thing in the world. If God could give me another chance, I would say three words to that girl: "I love you!" If I have to add a time limit, I hope it's ten thousand years."
How do you say it in Wuhanese?

Answer 1

The classic dialogue in the Wuhanese version of "A Chinese Oath to the West" is as follows:

A: Hey, guess what I want to eat?
B: What do you want to eat?
A: I want to eat bear paws.
B: Bear paw? Don't you want to go to heaven?
A: I just want to eat the legendary bear paw.
B: Then do you have a bear paw restaurant in Hubei?
A: No, we have to go to Hong Kong or Sichuan to eat.
B: Then you'd better not eat. There are many delicacies in Hubei.
A: Yes, but I still want to try the legendary bear paw.

The above was the classic dialogue in the Wuhanese version of A Chinese Oath to the West.