Who has good songs, good novels, or funny jokes?
There were many good songs such as Jay Chou's Sunny Day, Eason Chan's Ten Years, Jacky Zhang's Kiss Goodbye, and so on. There were also many good novels such as Battle Through the Heavens, Grave Robber's Chronicles, and The Master. There could also be many funny jokes, such as Brain Talkers, Complete Paragons, Cold Jokes, and so on.
Who has funny jokes? Collect a few, please!
There are many funny jokes to refer to: A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!" 2 A person went to the interviewer and asked him,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man thought for a moment and replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer said,"What's wrong with that?" Honesty is the greatest advantage of humans." The man asked,"Do you think I'm an advantage?" The interviewer replied,"No, you're a flaw." 3 A duck went to buy lipstick, but he bought three. The first one was painted red, the second one was painted blue, and the third one was painted yellow. As a result, his friends asked him,"What color did you paint today?" The duck replied,"I don't know. I just bought it randomly." The friends said,"Aren't you afraid of wasting so many colors?" "I'm afraid I can't find a color that suits me," said the duck. A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man asked,"Then why did you catch a bird and a rabbit?" The rabbit replied,"I just wanted to see if they could eat carrots at the same time." One day a bear walked into a bar and asked the owner,"do you have carrot juice?" "No, we only have beer and spirits," replied the bar owner. The bear asked,"Do you have a carrot bar?" "Of course not," replied the barman."We only have Bear Bar."
What are some good jokes and funny stories?
One joke is: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Simple and easy to remember, right?
Collect funny jokes, good ones added!
Okay, I'll try my best to provide funny jokes. The following was a short joke: Why did the bear hug the tree and fall? Because the tree said,"Let go of me!"
Who had good songs and good novels?
I'll recommend a few novels to you. I hope you'll like them!😋 1. " Cosmic Scenery Record ": This is a sci-fi space and interstellar love song novel. It tells the story of a young girl with explosive combat power who leads her gay friends to adventure and fight monsters. 2. " His Pastries Are Super Sweet ": This was a romantic youth-youth love story, about the love story of a sweet couple. 3. " The World Isn't as Pretty as You " was a modern romance novel about entertainment stars. It was about the sweet story of the female lead, Qin Sheng, who tried her best to chase after Gu Nanze. I hope you will like my recommendation.😗
Can you recommend some good and funny novels and good songs?
😋I recommend the following novels to you: 1. " I'm the Strongest Comedian " was a story about an artiste who relied on participating in variety shows to survive and become the strongest comedic artiste. It was full of funny and sarcastic elements. 2. " I Still Don't Know Why I Transformed " was about an ordinary person who suddenly discovered that he had the ability to transform, and then began a bizarre and funny journey. , the above is my personal recommendation. I sincerely hope that you will like
Heroes, who has jokes related to Water Margins? The more humorous and funny jokes, the better.
For jokes and jokes related to Water Margins, you can refer to the following examples: 1. Wu Song drank too much and fell to the ground while fighting the tiger. Song Jiang went to see him and asked,"Wu Song, how is your situation?" "I'm fine. I just feel like a bear that was eaten by a tiger," Wu Song replied. "You're really a hero who can't stand a beauty!" Song Jiang sighed. 2. Lin Chong held the first position in the Righteous Assembly at Liangshanpo. In order to show his status, he stood in the middle of the meeting with a big knife, and the others were too scared to move. "Don't be afraid, everyone! I'm the number one person in Liang Shanpo!" Chong Lin shouted confidently. In the end, no one dared to touch him, so he had to sit down. There was a man named Wu Yong in Liangshan Lake. He was both wise and brave. He was the brain of Liangshan Lake. Once, he asked Lin Chong to kill a chicken to test his wits. Chong Lin thought for a long time and finally decided to kill a chicken. In the end, he accidentally killed a rabbit, but Wu Yong told him,"You'll only be afraid and run away if you kill the rabbit chicken." "You're really a 'smart star'!" Chong Lin sighed. Song Jiang had once written a letter to the imperial court to request the imperial court to send troops to support Liangshan Lake. In the end, the imperial court did not respond. Song Jiang was very disappointed, but he did not give up. On the contrary, he continued to make requests to the court until he finally received the court's support. These jokes or segments were all based on the characters, plots, and conversations in Water Margins. They were humorous and funny, and could make readers laugh easily.
Tell me some really good funny jokes, riddles from 'funny jokes riddles and stories'
Joke: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Riddle: What goes up but never comes down? Your age. There's a story where a group of ants worked together to carry a huge piece of food back to their nest. They showed great teamwork. Each ant did its part, whether it was pulling or pushing. It was a small but inspiring story about cooperation.
Did you recommend any good songs, good movies, or funny novels?
😋I recommend the following novel to you: 1. "My Movie World": A magical mobile app that allows the protagonist to enter a variety of movie worlds, including Iron Man, Dark Legend, X-Men, etc. It can definitely satisfy your needs for good movies. 2. "Sleepwalking Movie World": A virtual world filled with all kinds of movies, allowing you to feel the power of movies anytime, anywhere. 3. "A Secretly Filmed Movie Actually Became Popular": A story about a bored and secretly filmed movie that unexpectedly became popular and became a big shot in the film industry. It was full of jokes but also deeply touching. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
Collecting jokes and funny jokes?
Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!
What are some examples of good clean jokes and funny stories?
A joke for you. I used to be a banker but I lost interest. A funny story: There was a dog that loved to ride in the car. One day, its owner took it on a long road trip. The dog stuck its head out the window the whole time, tongue flapping in the wind. When they got home, the dog was so tired but it had the best time.