Song Xiaobao's lines from Eat Noodles

2024-09-16 15:05

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2024-09-16 18:38

Song Xiaobao's " Eat Noodles " is a very classic comedy movie. There are some very famous lines in it. The following are some of them: Do you think I'm from Sichuan if I don't add sugar to my noodles? Boss, two bowls of noodles, one without spiciness and one with spiciness. Why do you want to harm me, you bad guy? 4. Eat noodles in a big bowl, wide noodles, small noodles, short noodles, ramen, no noodles. I don't know you, but I know your smell. If you're so smart, why don't you become a mathematician? 7. You want to order an egg to eat noodles? Do you think I'm eating roast duck? Eight important things were said three times. Boss, give me a bowl of mixed noodles, no sauce, no oil, just mixed noodles. Drink more water when eating noodles or the noodles will burn.

I'm begging for the lines from Song Xiaobao's skit,'Eating Noodles'!

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2024-09-27 00:06

Song Xiaobao's skit "Eating Noodles" had the following lines: Old Zhao, these are two bowls of noodles. Enjoy. (Zhao Liang brings two bowls of noodles to Old Zhao) This bowl of noodles has onions and chili. It tastes good. (Zhao Liang handed a big bowl of noodles to Old Zhao and placed another bowl in front of him.) 3 This bowl of noodles is only cheap at 5 yuan. (Zhao Liang handed a big bowl of noodles to Old Zhao and placed another bowl in front of him.) Old Zhao, are you done eating? (Zhao Liang looks at Old Zhao) Old Zhao, what do you want to eat? (Zhao Liang asks) 6. I want to eat hot and dry noodles. (Old Zhao nods) 7 Then give me a bowl of hot dry noodles. (Zhao Liang hands Old Zhao a big bowl of hot dry noodles) Old Zhao, are you done eating? (Zhao Liang looks at Old Zhao) Old Zhao, what else do you want to eat? (Zhao Liang asks) 10. Want to eat mixed noodles. (Old Zhao nods) 11, then give me a bowl of mixed noodles. (Zhao Liang hands a big bowl of noodles to Old Zhao) Old Zhao, Have You Finished Eating? (Zhao Liang looks at Old Zhao) Old Zhao, what else do you want to eat? (Zhao Liang asks) Then give me a bowl of Oil Doused Noodles. (Zhao Liang hands Old Zhao a big bowl of Oil Doused Noodles) Old Zhao, Have You Finished Eating? (Zhao Liang looks at Old Zhao) Old Zhao, what else do you want to eat? (Zhao Liang asks)

Song Xiaobao, please complete the lines of fried noodles with sea cucumber

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2024-09-27 00:19

Song Xiaobao's complete line for Sea Cucumber Fried Noodles was as follows: 1. Fried Noodles with Sea Cucumber 1 Cook the noodles 2 Cut the sea cucumber into small pieces 3 Cut the onions into sections 4 pieces of ginger cut into shreds 5 chopped garlic 6 chopped chilies 7 pour the soy sauce into the pot Add cooking wine Add salt Add sugar Add Chicken Essence Add starch Stir-fry Evenly Pouring the Noodles into the Pot Stir-fry Evenly Plate Second, matters needing attention Sea cucumbers cannot be fried for too long, otherwise it will affect the taste. 2 The ratio of onions, ginger, garlic, and chili should be mastered 3 The amount of soy sauce, cooking wine, salt, sugar, and chicken essence should be moderate The cooking time of the noodles depends on the type of pot and noodles III. Actor's Performance Song Xiaobao walked to the table and picked up the bowl. When he saw the noodles in it, he frowned and pondered. He said to the waiter,"I want a serving of fried noodles with sea cucumber." The waiter walked to his side and handed him a bowl of noodles. Song Xiaobao picked up the bowl and frowned when he saw the sea cucumber in it. He looked up at the waiter and said,"Don't fry this sea cucumber for too long, or it will affect the taste." The waiter nodded and walked out. Song Xiaobao picked up the sea cucumber and thought for a while. He put it in his mouth and chewed it. It tasted good. He looked up at the TV and found that his wife was cooking in the kitchen, so he said,"Wife, this sea cucumber fried noodles is not bad. Did you make it?" His wife came to him and saw him eating a bowl. She said happily,"Yes, I've made it before. Try it." Song Xiaobao tasted it and felt very good. He said to his wife,"This bowl of sea cucumber fried noodles is really delicious. I want to make more next time." When his wife heard this, she was very happy and said to Song Xiaobao,"Yes, we will make more for you next time."

Song Xiaobao's skit, robbery lines. Thank you.

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2024-09-27 00:35

I haven't seen the comedy, Song Xiaobao's skit, Robbery, so I can't provide the relevant lines. However, if you want to watch the skit, you can search for relevant content on various major video platforms to watch it. At the same time, if you have any other questions, please feel free to ask me.

I'm begging for the lines from Song Xiaobao's skit in the first episode of The Happy Comedian!

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2024-09-27 00:34

As someone who loves to read novels, I don't have real-time access to the video and audio data of the latest 'Happy Comedian'. However, according to what I know, there are some classic lines in Song Xiaobao's skit, Happy Comedian, such as: I thought I was here for the competition? And you want me to sing the song "Qinghai-Tibetan Plateau"? Can you give me some face? I'm just a nobody without any powerful backing. 3 I am a simple person. As long as there's money to be made, I'll be happy. Do I look like a worker to you? It was so hard to work here every day. This skit is for me to chat with you and make you happy. I hope these lines can provide you with some reference.

Song Xiaobao's skit,'Eating skewers' lines, please complete version?

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2024-09-27 00:28

The complete lines of Song Xiaobao's skit,"Eating skewers," were as follows: (Scene: Song Xiaobao and his partner, Mary, are eating skewers) Song Xiaobao: "Mary, come and see how delicious this skewer is!" Mary: Yeah, it tastes so good! Song Xiaobao: This skewer of meat is so fresh. It should be chewy! Mary: Yeah, yeah, I think so too! Song Xiaobao: Mary, look at the ingredients for this skewer. Mary: Yes, there's beef, mutton, chicken, vegetables, and chili! Song Xiaobao: Ah, this is too rich! Mary: Yeah, yeah. Can the skewers we usually eat taste like this? Song Xiaobao: Yes, yes, it can be seen how delicious this skewer is! (Scene change: Song Xiaobao and his partner are drinking.) Song Xiaobao: "Mary, look at this wine! It's so delicious!" Mary: Yeah, yeah, I think so too! Song Xiaobao,"This wine tastes so good that it's different from drinks!" Mary: Yes, yes, I like the taste of this wine too! Song Xiaobao: Mary, do you know? I recently discovered a special snack Mary: Really? What is it? Song Xiaobao: It's a snack called "skewers". It tastes better than the usual skewers Mary: Ah, kebabs! I know that kebab! Song Xiaobao: Yes, yes, the skewers are different from the usual skewers Mary: Ah, what's the difference? Song Xiaobao: It uses this special seasoning to marinate and then roast the meat.

Who can share the lines from Song Xiaobao's skit,'I'm Rich?'? Thank you!

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2024-09-18 17:41

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He thought that he would be able to crush the other party's intelligence and walk towards the peak of his life. However, he realized that it was difficult to survive without money. He began his journey of changing himself step by step to change the Song Dynasty. It was filled with laughter and regret... ---------------------------- 'Fu Qi' was an ancient romance novel written by Xu Rusheng. The general plot of the novel was: Song Qi had lived in the dispute between his grandmother and mother since he was young. Just born. Grandmother: This child looks very blessed. Let's call her Fu Niu. His mother rolled her eyes and said,"Qi 'er means good fortune." In the end, Old Master Song gave the final word. His name was Song Qi, and his nickname was Sister Fu, ten years old. Grandmother: Spinning and weaving, eating and drinking without worry. Mother: I don't have to worry about getting married. Lastly, he was proficient in zither, chess, calligraphy, painting, needlework, etc. 15 years old, grandmother: childhood sweethearts, deep love. Mother: A noble family with a luxurious life. Finally, Song Qi thought,"Can I make my own decision for once?" ---------------------------- "The Faith of the High Homeless" was an ancient romance novel written by the author, You Wenzheng. The general plot of this novel was: He had worked so hard to save money for his entire life, but he had transmigrated into a naked little brat before he could even enjoy it. In this life, Yao Jing only wanted to enjoy life. Anyway, her parents and brother were powerful and doted on her. As for making money, he would leave it to Steamed Bun! Yao Jing picked her teeth."Steamed Bun, I think this is a good business. Go ahead and do it!" Song Zimu,"I've been ordered around by you for so many years. Shouldn't you give me some wages?" [Yao Jing: Whatever you want, just say it!] Song Zimu: I only want you!

I'm begging Song Xiaobao for the lines for 'My Confession Is Tonight.' Thank you!

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2024-09-27 00:23

Song Xiaobao's " Confession is Tonight " had the following lines: I like you not because of a moment of impulse, but because of my feelings. My heart already belongs to you. Are you willing to be with me? What I want to say to you is already engraved in my heart. No matter where you go, I will always be by your side. I love you not only because of your beauty, but also because of your kindness and intelligence. If you are willing to let us walk through every moment of our lives together. I will not give you any pressure or restraint, only give you unlimited love and warmth. I hope we can face the challenges of the future together and create beautiful memories together. I love you forever.

Song Xiaobao's " Blind Date March ". What was the music that Song Xiaobao and his son danced to at the end? Song title!

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2024-09-27 00:33

In Song Xiaobao's " Blind Date March," the last song Song Xiaobao danced to with his son was " Father." The song was written by Eason Chan. The song was released in 2011. It was a touching song about a father's care and love for his child. Eason Chan won many music awards for this song and became a well-loved representative piece.

What was Song Xiaobao's acting experience like?

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2024-09-16 15:15

Song Xiaobao was born on November 23, 1975 in Haicheng City, Liaoning Province. He was a Chinese actor, singer, drama actor, and host. Song Xiaobao's acting experience was very colorful. In 1996, he was admitted to the Dance School of the Shen Yang Conservatory of Music to learn dance. In the same year, he made a name for himself by playing the role of Sun Wukong in Journey to the West. In 2001, he acted in the TV series "No-Man's Land" and won the Best Actor Award at the 2001 Asian Television Awards. In 2003, he acted in the TV series Water Margins and won the Best Supporting Actor Award at the 2003 Shanghai TV Festival Magnolia Award. In 2005, he participated in the TV series "Dream of the Red Chamber" and won the 2005 Fei Tian Award for Outstanding Actor. In 2007, he won the Best Supporting Actor Award at the 6th Hong Kong Film Awards for his performance in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. In 2010, he acted in the TV series Water Margins and won the Best Supporting Actor Award at the 2010 Shanghai TV Festival Magnolia Award again. In 2013, he starred in the TV series Ode to Joy and won the Best Actor Award at the 2013 Asian Television Awards. In 2015, he participated in the TV series "The First Half of My Life" and won the 2015 National Drama Festival's Most Popular Actor Award. In addition, he also participated in variety shows such as "Happy Comedian" and "The Birth of an Actor".

What was Erya's name in Song Xiaobao's skit?

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2024-09-20 03:24

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