Who has a hilarious joke? Don't copy it. Give me 20 if it's good!A bear and a rabbit were walking in the forest. Suddenly, a wolf ran up from behind and asked the rabbit,"are you okay?"
"It's fine," replied the rabbit.
The wolf asked the bear,"are you all right?"
The bear said,"I'm fine. I'm just a little thirsty."
"I'll bring you a glass of water," B. Rabbit said immediately.
So the rabbit took out the water from his pocket and handed it to the wolf.
The wolf took a sip and said in surprise,"Wow, is this water really not sweet?"
The rabbit replied,"Of course it's not sweet. It's just ordinary water."
The wolf immediately turned around and ran away.
The rabbit looked at the bear holding the wolf's water and sighed,"So honesty is the best strategy!"
You think the funniest joke, don't laugh, don't give pointsThe following was a funny joke:
One day, a mathematician and a physicist went to a bar for a drink. The mathematician took a sip of wine and declared shamelessly,"I know a way to get unlimited gold coins anytime, anywhere." The physicist replied disdainfully,"Oh? Do you mean you can use mathematical formulas to calculate the total number of infinite gold coins?" The mathematician replied,"Yes, that's right! I can list an infinite number of equations and use a computer to solve the answer, which is an infinite number of gold coins!"
The physicist was silent for a while and then said," You know, mathematics isn't used to solve practical problems. It's used to fool people."
The mathematician angrily interrupted the physicist,"Are you denying the value of mathematics?!"
Can you recommend some good novels? But please don't give me the novel rankings directly!😋I recommend the following novels for you:
1. [Mortal's Path to Immortality]: The story of a mortal trying his best to embark on his own path to immortality.
2. [Proud Elegance: The story of Helian Yinfeng, a wanton and unruly woman who was gentle and intelligent deep in her heart.]
3. [The God of Duplication: A story of Uchiha Monoram who can duplicate everything in the Ninja Realm.]
4. [The Rebirth of the Great Tang Royal Family: Journey to the West: The story of a protagonist who can replicate everything in the world of immortal cultivation.]
5. " Meeting You by Chance in My Past Life " was a modern romance story about the male protagonist, the famous heir of the Leng Corporation in M Nation, and the female protagonist.
6. [I Can Clone Everything: A story of a protagonist who can replicate everything in the world of cultivation.]
7. [Cultivation: The Secret List of Thieves Cao]: The story of a modern man tracking and conquering Thieves Cao in the world of cultivation.
8. The story of a 21st-century girl traveling to another time and space.
9. [The Strongest Great Sage, Heaven's Equal]: A story about a person whose tendons were cut off but rose up against the heavens after fusing with the memories of the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal, Sun Wukong.
10. [One Piece: Clone Talent from Elbaf]: The story of a protagonist who had transmigrated to another world and used the clone skill to replicate a powerful ability.
I hope you like my recommendation.😗
Please give me the funniest jokeTwo bears were walking in the forest when one of them said,"Hey, do you see that brown thing?"
The other bear replied,"Oh, you mean the brown bear?"
The first bear said,"No, I mean the brown tree."
It's a simple joke, but it shows a simple truth: sometimes we may describe something in the wrong way, but we all know the truth.
Please don't make a big joke...When you face a challenge, remember: you can express your feelings in any way you want, but don't overdo it.
A man asked his mother,"if we take the moon down, will it go?" "No, it will stop at our door," replied his mother.
Sometimes you feel very lonely in the air alone. He tried to listen to some music or try to see some treasures.
One day, a man asked his good friend,"when can we start learning new knowledge?" "When you feel difficult and helpless," replied the good friend.
Sometimes you think about your life alone. Ask yourself,"why am I doing this?" Then, the answer would be revealed.
Sometimes you will be very surprised because you have found someone who can help you. Try to tell them your questions and find that they really understand you.
One day, a man asked his mother,"why can't I be a great person?" "Because you don't have a real heart," replied his mother.
Sometimes you think about your actions alone. Ask yourself,"Why am I doing this?" Then, the answer would be revealed.
Sometimes you feel very worried because you have lost an important person. Ask yourself,"If I can get this person back, will I worry again?" Then, the answer would be revealed.
Sometimes you think about your own values alone. Ask yourself,"Why am I doing this?" Then, the answer would be revealed.
Sometimes you will feel very difficult because you can't overcome a problem. Ask yourself,"why can't I overcome this problem?" Then, the answer would be revealed.
Please recommend some particularly good novels. Can you give me a few?"I recommend the following novels to you, hoping to satisfy your reading interest: " The Concubine of the Prosperous Age "(Ancient Romance-Crossing Strange Emotions): The protagonist of this novel crossed four countries, dominated the martial arts world, and traveled freely in the martial arts world. It was unforgettable. "Fox Meets Wolf"(Fantasy Romance-Western Fantasy): This is a story about immortals and ghosts flying around, modern and ancient times, and the human world and the demon world. All the elements are very interesting. "The Most Powerful Good Man in History"(Science Fiction-Doomsday Crisis): This novel tells the story of the number one good man in the apocalypse and all his deeds. I hope you like my recommendation.😗
Please recommend a few good novels, but please don't include romance novels. Thank you.😋I recommend the following novels to you. I hope you like them:
- "Soul of the Ball" was a sports-football novel. It revolved around the growth story of a Chinese football player. It was quite interesting.
- "Nine Days Journey": Game-Virtual MMORPG novel. The protagonist experiences various adventures in the game and gradually grows into a powerful player.
- <<Farmer's Divine Plant Master>>: A novel about urban life. It tells the story of a loser farmer's adventures after obtaining the Divine Plant System. It's a relaxed and happy story.
- "Fight with the Three Kings": A virtual online game novel. The main character's system summons the three kings to help him fight. It's a bit like a mythical theme.
- "The Strongest God in the Divine College": Light novel, derivative doujinshi novel. The protagonist transmigrated to the world of the Divine College and became the strongest man. It was very exciting.
The above is my recommendation. I hope you like my recommendation. Muah ~
Book Desolate! Please recommend a few good male novels! It had to end! Don't serialize it!The male novel recommendations are as follows:
1 " Battle Through the Heavens "-Heavenly Silkworm Potato: This is a very popular online fantasy novel that tells the story of a young man's growth. He experienced various challenges and battles in the process of pursuing strength.
2 "The Peak of Martial Refinement"-Momo: This is a male novel with a martial arts theme. The protagonist Xiao Yan continuously breaks through himself to become a powerful martial artist in the process of practicing martial arts.
3 " Snow Eagle Lord "-Outsider: This is a male novel with adventure and battle as the theme. The story takes place in a world surrounded by magic and mechanical civilization. The protagonist, Xiao Ying, is a warrior who constantly challenges powerful enemies to find his way out.
4 " Full-time Expert "-Butterfly Blue: This is a male novel with a game theme. It tells the story of a gaming expert who unexpectedly retired and returned to the game world to fight fiercely with other experts.
"Douluo Continent"-Tang Family's Third Young Master: This is a male novel with fantasy and martial arts as its theme. It tells the story of a soul master's world where the protagonist, Tang Wulin, constantly breaks through himself to become a powerful soul master in the process of cultivating his soul power.
Give me a few meaningful jokes. Don't be humanOne cannot lower one's noble head, except when picking up money.
Question 2: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!
3 Q: Why do I get attention by double-clicking 666? A: Because 666 means I love you.
Question 4: Why are some people reading in the toilet? A: Because the toilet is a good place to read.
Why can't pigs go online? A: Because there was no typing skill online.