I'm begging for a short and funny crosstalk!There was a parrot that could talk and sing. One day he was playing in the park with the other birds when he suddenly said,"birds, can you do me a favor?" I have a question for you." The other birds said,"Okay, go ahead." So the parrot said,"my question is, what do the birds eat?" The other birds were surprised. We don't know." The parrot said,"Oh, can you tell me what the birds eat?"
I'm begging for a few 2-3 minutes of crosstalk.Crosstalk was a traditional Chinese art form that used humor and comical performances to tell stories and jokes about people's daily lives. As crosstalk originated in Tianjin, Tianjin's crosstalk actors and works were more famous, such as Guo Degang, Yue Yunpeng, Zhao Benshan, etc.
The following are a few 2-3 minute crosstalk works for reference:
1. The classic lines in the "Crosstalk Convention" were like "My uncle is a warlord, my uncle's festooned car","There is no business that is not treacherous in buying and selling", etc.
2."Pulling Cheongsam" performed by Li Jindou and his partner in "There's a Newcomer in Crosstalk."
3. Yue Yunpeng and his partner performed " Oil Merchant."
4. Guo Degang and his partner performed "Storytelling."
5. Zhao Benshan and his partner performed "Skit·Selling Crutches".
The above are some of the more famous crosstalk works that I hope can help.
I'm begging for a shorter crosstalk script. Don't write it yourself. I want a two-person crosstalk script!(Two people play different roles, one as the author and the other as the reader)
I'm going to write a novel. Can you give me some inspiration?
Reader: What novel are you writing? It didn't look like a normal novel.
There were all kinds of magical powers and spells inside.
Reader: That sounds amazing, but I don't think the characters in your novel have any special characteristics, and the plot is too dull.
I'm sorry, I'm not good enough at writing novels. I still need to learn more.
Reader: Why don't you write something else, like science fiction or horror novels?
I can consider changing my train of thought.
(After a while)
Can you give me some advice? I've been writing a novel recently, but I haven't made much progress.
Reader: You can write more plots to make the characters more unique and make their actions and conversations more dramatic.
I'll be careful.
(After a while)
Writing a novel sometimes requires inspiration. Sometimes I'm thinking of a new story, but I can't find the right plot.
[Reader: You can try to communicate with some novelists. Their stories might give you some inspiration.]
I will try.
(After a while)
I've already talked to some people, and their stories have inspired me.
[Reader: You can try writing reviews so that more people can see your work.]
I'll try.
(The two continued to talk about writing novels and tried new ways.)
Do I need to know crosstalk to learn acting? I'm begging you urgently.Generally speaking, crosstalk was not necessary to learn how to perform. Crosstalk was a traditional art form in China, usually consisting of two people, one as a funny character and the other as a supporting character. Crosstalk performances were more humorous, mainly through telling stories from life, interesting stories, and so on to amuse the audience.
However, some people may think that learning crosstalk can help them better understand Chinese folk culture, language expression, and performance skills. Crosstalk performances also required certain skills and training, including language, body language, facial expressions, and so on. Therefore, if one was interested in these aspects, learning crosstalk might be helpful.
Whether or not one needed to know crosstalk to learn acting depended on one's interests and goals. If you are interested in crosstalk, you can try to learn and understand the relevant knowledge. It may be helpful to your performance.
I'm begging for an online novel, I'm beggingOnline game novel recommendation: " Full-time Expert "
This novel was a very popular online martial arts novel. It told the story of a retired professional player who rose again in the online game world. Not only were there intense battles and thrilling plots, but there were also many touching stories about friendship, love, and professional ethics. The novel had been adapted into a TV series and movie, which was very popular among the public.
I'm desperate for the lines of the crosstalkThere were many lines in crosstalk that could be used as reference for the more classic ones:
1. Selling: I sell oil, not onions.
2. The theory of the toilet: Going to the toilet and not taking a shit is equivalent to not going.
3. Ventriloquism: When performing, a ventriloquist can make various sounds with his mouth, such as blowing a whistle, coughing, drinking water, etc.
Imitation: Imitation actors will imitate various people, animals, voices, etc. to achieve a funny effect.
Skit: A form of crosstalk that uses humor and sarcasm as its main means.
[6. Cross-talk: A crosstalk technique that uses repeated words, sentences, and tunes to create a funny effect.]
Tongue twisters: Tongue twisters were a type of crosstalk dialogue that required the actors to speak extremely quickly.
8. Witty remarks: Witty remarks refer to some humorous, humorous, and sarcastic words.
9. Singing opera: opera actors will imitate various opera characters such as Beijing opera, Henan opera, Pingju opera, etc.
Crosstalk Integration: A form of crosstalk that uses a variety of crosstalk techniques, such as "Crosstalk Convention" and "Happy Comedian".
These are some classic crosstalk lines. Of course, there are many other funny lines that you can choose according to your preferences.
I'm desperate for the lines of the crosstalkCrosstalk was usually a humorous language game that amused the audience by changing or confusing the original meaningful words. The following are some examples of crosstalk:
"This isn't me, this isn't me. Why am I here?" (This isn't me, this isn't me, why am I here?)
2 "I want to eat pancake fruit, not onions"(I want to eat pancake fruit, not onions)
3 "I went to the cinema yesterday and saw a good movie"(I went to the cinema yesterday and saw a good movie)
4 "There are five keys in this box"(There are five keys in this box)
5 "I want milk tea, not pearls"(I want milk tea, not pearls)
6 "This teacher is really bad"(This teacher is really bad)
7 "I want fried chicken, not fries"(I want fried chicken, not fries)
These examples show the variety and flexibility of the counter-words in crosstalk, which makes the audience feel humorous and fun when listening to crosstalk.
I'm looking for a crosstalk script. It's best if it's a male and female crosstalk.Crosstalk Script: Time Travel and Anti-Time Travel
Performer: Zhang Shaohua, Li Jian
Character Introduction:
Male protagonist: Wang Dachui
Female protagonist: Sister Lin
Script content:
(Zhang Shaohua plays Wang Dachui and Li Jian plays Sister Lin)
The first scene:
Zhang: Wow, isn't this transmigration?
Li: Yeah, I just transmigrated to an ancient society.
Zhang: Ancient times? That's really interesting.
Li: Yes, I also want to experience the life of the ancient times.
Zhang: Then what do you want to do?
Li: I want to go on an adventure to see if there were anything similar to modern society in ancient times.
Zhang: Alright then, let's go on an adventure.
The second scene:
Zhang: Wow, we found a cave.
Li: Yeah, it's dark inside. We have to find a way to get in.
Zhang: I took out my flashlight and shone it at the entrance of the cave.
Li: I followed him and we entered the cave together.
Zhang: Wow, the cave is really big.
Li: Yeah, we found a giant beast.
Zhang: Ah, it's a giant beast!
Li: We have to think of a way to deal with it.
The third scene:
Zhang: We took out our weapons and prepared to fight the giant beast.
Li: Alright, let's start.
Zhang: We failed and the behemoth ran away.
Li: We are not willing to continue searching for the Behemoth.
The fourth scene:
Zhang: Finally, we found it trapped in a huge maze.
Li: We have to find a way to save it.
Zhang: We walked out step by step according to the instructions in the maze.
Li: We finally rescued the beast and got its protection.
Fifth scene:
Zhang: Wow, we got the favor of a beautiful princess.
Li: Yes, the princess asked us to build a castle for her.
Zhang: Alright, let's start building.
Li: We also became good friends in the process.
Zhang: Finally, our castle was built.
Li: Ah, we're living a happy life.
I'm begging for novels!What kind of novel would you like to read? For example, romance, fantasy, science fiction, history, reasoning, and so on.