Come, each of you tell a joke, let's see whose classic it is, please, great gods.
Classic joke: a bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!"
The most ancient and classic joke! Please, great gods
The oldest and most classic joke was probably this: One day, a knight brought his horse and sword to a castle. He asked the castle guards to let him in, but the guards refused. The knight said,"I won't enter the city unless I get something." When the guard asked him what he wanted, the knight replied,"I want a loyal recommendation letter." The guard tried to find out why the knight needed a letter of recommendation, but in the end, he understood the knight's real requirement. So he gave the knight a letter with a recommendation letter from a guard. The knight finally entered the castle with the letter. Although this joke was old, it was still very funny and classic. It took advantage of people's misconceptions about loyalty and recommendation letters to surprise and laugh.
Please describe the female lead's hair! Great Gods, come and help!
Different novels might have different descriptions of the female protagonist's hair. Here are some possible choices: Long black hair: Long black hair is a common hairstyle for many female protagonists in novels. It usually represents nobility, mystery, and maturity. Words such as the softness of silk, waterfalls falling to the waist, and deep luster in the sun could be used to describe it. 2. Blond short hair: Blond short hair may also be one of the hairstyles of many female protagonists in novels. It represents magnificence, nobility, and brilliance. Words such as smooth as silk, dazzling golden light in the sun, warm like the morning sun, etc. could be used in the description. 3. Long red hair: Long red hair may also be the hairstyle of some female protagonists in novels. It represents passion, vitality, and passion. Words such as the red ends of her hair shimmering, swaying gently in the breeze, burning like a fire, etc. could be used to describe it. 4. Short brown hair: Short brown hair may also be the hairstyle of some female protagonists in novels. It represents nature, simplicity, and innocence. Words such as brown hair soft as silk, slightly yellow in the sun, fresh and natural like the morning grass can be used in the description. 5. Hair of other colors: Some female protagonists in novels may have hair of other colors such as red, green, purple, etc. Words such as fresh and bright colors, sparkling lights, and rainbow-like colors could be used to describe it.
The great gods of Shenwu 2 mobile game come in and see how my 47 works and develops
As someone who loves reading novels, I can't directly intervene or provide specific suggestions in the game. The storyline and character development in the Shenwu 2 mobile game would be set and limited by the game developer. However, you can refer to the game guides, forums, or social media for advice and guidance on skills, equipment, factions, pets, and so on to help you develop better in the game.
Let the Nine Great Gods read online.
Sorry, I don't know which novel "Rong Jiu" is referring to, and I can't provide information about online reading. If I can provide more information, I will try my best to answer your questions.
Classic joke
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Please write a classic sad joke! hurry
There was once a beautiful day when I bloomed like a flower, so happy that I didn't have any worries. However, fate has caused me to encounter many misfortunes. I lost my family, my friends, my love, and even my own hope. Every time I lose someone, I feel like I'm the happiest person in the world because it's only at this time that I can truly feel the fragility and preciousness of life. However, even in the most difficult times, I will not lose my courage and hope. I believe that there will always be a difficult time in life, but there will always be a day when the sun will shine on me again and make me feel warm and comforted. Maybe that day will never come, but I will persevere until that day comes.
Wang Anshi and Sima Guang, whose historical contribution is greater, please, great gods.
Wang Anshi and Sima Guang were both famous politicians and writers in ancient Chinese history. They had made outstanding contributions to politics, culture and society. In terms of politics, Wang Anshi was a reformist who advocated a series of reform measures, including reforming the financial system, reducing the burden on farmers, strengthening the management and construction of the army, etc., which made important contributions to China's political, economic and social development. Sima Guang was a famous scholar and historian during the Northern Song Dynasty. He put forward many views and theories about history, culture and society, and made important contributions to the study of ancient Chinese culture and history. From a historical perspective, Wang Anshi and Sima Guang had both made important contributions to China's social development. Wang Anshi's reform measures had a profound impact on the development of ancient Chinese politics, economy and society, while Sima Guang's cultural heritage and historical theory had a profound impact on the study of ancient Chinese culture and history. Therefore, it was difficult to simply determine whose historical contribution was greater. It depended on different historical perspectives and evaluation standards.
Please recommend some classic and good ancient transmigration novels. Thank you, great gods!
Hey, let me recommend you a few classic and interesting ancient time-travel novels! 1. "Help Your Highness: The Princess Consort is Too Fierce": The female protagonist has a noble status, outstanding intelligence, and has the help of the system. The enemies who punish her are menacing. The male protagonist has the status of a prince and loves the female protagonist. 2. "Secondary Concubine Strategy": The female lead transmigrated with a strategy. Her status was low but she had her own counterattack system. The male lead had a noble status and had ups and downs in his relationship. The supporting roles were distinct. 3. "Tutor's Help": The female protagonist can be said to be independent and self-reliant after transmigrating. The male protagonist is the tutor. The relationship between the male and female protagonists develops slowly, but the achievements of governing the country are outstanding. 4. "I am a Peach Blossom Demon in Time Travel": The female protagonist transmigrated in the form of a peach tree and played a fantasy love story with the gods and the male protagonist. 5. "I'm Not Married To A Lady": The female protagonist seduced a beautiful man in order to make money, and a suspense time-travel story was staged. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
Classic long joke
I can tell you a classic long joke. The following is a possible example: One day, a mathematician and a physicist walked into a bar. The mathematician ordered a glass of wine while the physicist ordered a glass of beer. The mathematician took a sip of wine and asked,"Do you know why prime numbers are infinite?" The physicist smiled and replied," I don't know, but I know that beer is infinite." The mathematician was surprised and asked,"can you tell me why beer is infinite?" The physicist nodded." Because the beer bottles in the bar are infinite." The mathematician and physicist looked at each other and fell silent for a while. Finally, the mathematician said," Alright, I admit that I don't know the answer, but let's continue drinking."
Is Potato's new book, The Great Ruler, out yet? Please let me know when you come out.
As someone who loves reading novels, I can't directly access the Internet to obtain information. However, as far as I know, Potato's new book, The Great Dominator, was officially released on January 1st, 2022. You can go to Tudou's official website or social media accounts to check the relevant reports and publicity.