Have you ever heard of the hilarious line in the poem," Back then, I peed ten feet against the wind, but now my shoes are wet with the wind "?
"I became the sadistic female protagonist after I transmigrated." This book is an ancient romance novel written by the author, Feng Xiaozhi. The general plot of this novel is: [Demining: Early illogical humor, can't withstand scrutiny.] She walked in a relaxed and funny style. The female protagonist was a fool, the female protagonist was a fool, the female protagonist was a fool. Important things were said three times. She didn't like to beat around the bush. Feng Raorao had only complained that the female protagonist of the sadistic novel was too stupid, and when she woke up, she had inexplicably become the female pig's foot of the sadistic novel? How could this do? This female pig trotter was so miserable and difficult to deal with! She did not want to be the female lead. The main character was too difficult. Therefore, she wanted to matchmake the male lead and the beautiful female supporting character. Let them love each other. With this realization, Feng Rao Rao began to seek death in various ways. From the corner of her eye, she saw that the male lead had arrived. Feng Raorao apologized silently to the supporting actress and kicked her into the lake. "Bah! How dare you snatch your sister's man? Watch how I deal with you." The male lead jumped into the lake with a splash. Feng Raorao's eyes were filled with great excitement. Good job! Once again, in order to show that she was a scheming b * tch, Feng Raorao pretended to let the supporting actress slap her. When the male lead arrived, her eyes curved and she had an ugly and aggrieved expression. He reached out for a hug, but he did not push her out as he had imagined. Instead…the male protagonist was hugging her and even blowing on her as if it was a serious matter? "It doesn't hurt! Don't cry. "Brother, this isn't right! You should go and comfort her." Who knew that the male protagonist would not even look at the female supporting character. He smiled gently and lovingly."I forgot to tell you. I'm also a transmigrator." Jiang Liu was not the male lead! Jiang Liu was not the male lead! ---------------------------- "After Emptying the Marquisdom, Carrying a Pregnant Belly to Flee Famine" was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Haifeng in his dreams. The general plot of this novel was: Feng Jiuyou had transmigrated into the book, and she had become the fake daughter in The Real and Fake Daughter of Gold. She didn't expect to get pregnant at the beginning of the game. However, Feng Jiuyou only wanted the baby and didn't want the father. -- A real daughter? Fake daughter? His luck was stolen? The original owner had been maliciously swapped by the Marquisdom? Three months later, natural and man-made disasters came one after another. Fortunately, her space and superpower came along with her. Then what were they waiting for? Why aren't you running away from the Empty Marquisdom? The natural disaster descended, and smoke rose everywhere. In this chaotic world, Feng Jiuyou carried his pregnant belly and brought the entire village to escape. Suppressing them with force, seizing a city, protecting a pure land… ---------------------------- "Waiting for the West Wind" was a fantasy romance novel written by the author, Sheep who Fanning Grass. The general plot of this novel was: At first sight, beside the river in the garden, he was holding a book and reciting a poem while shaking his head. Suddenly, a little girl with a muddy face jumped out. In a daze, she raised a long black earthworm and scared him away. After seven years, they met again. In the damp and stinky dungeon, she leaned against the wall in her bloody clothes. He said,"Don't be afraid, I'm coming!" "She just wanted to smile and tell him that she was fine, but she couldn't help but shed tears. He hugged her cold body and said through trembling lips,"Si Mu, I'm scared." Yes, she had taught him fear and made him afraid of losing her. When were the seeds planted and when did they sprout? He only remembered seeing her look confused when she lifted her head from the book, and he couldn't help but rub her hair, and he only remembered smiling when she smiled sweetly. "Eighteen, I like you. Will you be my wife?“。 ---------------------------- "The Rules of a Pure Concubine" was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Qingwu with the Wind. The general plot of this novel was: Some people said that women who were too beautiful were all idiots, and Old Nine was skeptical. There were also people who said that women who were too smart were all women without salt. Old Nine had to believe it. Another person said that if he wanted to have a son, he had to find an ugly woman. Old Nine held his forehead and sighed… However, the hot spring was flowing and the lights were flickering. Who was this beauty who was like a hibiscus emerging from the water? This article is purely fictional, and any similarities are coincidental. [After-effects of a clean dress: Please support the Crown Princess's upbringing ~~~] ---------------------------- "The Moist Breeze" was a short story written by the author, Shen Liaoli. The general plot of the novel was: "This year should be a good time and good scenery. Even if there are a thousand kinds of amorous feelings, who else can I tell?" This was a short romance novel, one after another. There were modern and ancient novels, youth novels, urban romance novels, rich and powerful families... In short, there were all of them. ---------------------------- Love to Wear 19 Years of Shunzhi was an ancient romance novel written by the author Yue Jiao. QQ. The general plot of this novel was: Oh my god! It wasn't easy for her to get her graduation certificate and find a good job, but she actually slept all the way to the Qing Dynasty and was even wronged! I'd rather beg on the streets than be this brat's wife, and he's still clamoring to divorce me? You want me to disappear from history after I become a cripple? No way! I've lost all my face, so you have to compensate me! ---------------------------- Exiled, With Space, The Matriarch of the Family Raises Her Children "was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Yi Piaizhou. The general plot of this novel was: Back in ancient times, there were evil servants colluding with outsiders, and there were heavenly families eyeing them covetously. A bunch of underage children were waiting to be educated. The young woman from the twenty-first century who was in her thirties was dressed as the supreme matriarch of the General's Estate. The evil servant was punished on the spot, and the Tian family's fate was exhausted. The cubs were all obedient and followed her lead. What was that? Exiled as soon as he wore it? There was no hurry. Once the space was used, the world would be mine. On the way to exile, he would do everything, open a shop in the wilderness, earn money, buy food, plant medicinal fields, forge weapons, recruit soldiers, buy horses, and conquer the country! In the end, his great-grandchildren surrounded the hall. "Great-grandmother, great-grandmother, what else?" "Also, your grandfather's legs tremble when he wears armor, and he pees his pants on the battlefield…" A voice interrupted helplessly."Mother, you've said this 800 times. Your great-grandchildren haven't gotten tired of hearing it, but I have." "Good boy, who are you talking to!" "Your Majesty, your son was wrong." The old man knelt down and begged for mercy. ---------------------------- The book,"Comedy Wife Chasing: The Evil Man Was Beated 99 Times" was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Feng Zui. The general plot of this novel was: The timid and cowardly eldest daughter of the Feng family had turned from a genius to a good-for-nothing overnight. When she woke up again, her personality had changed drastically. She was afraid of death, bullied the weak, and feared the strong. She loved money, power, and beauties. She was so perverse that it made one's hair stand on end. She wanted to find a cool mount to play with, but she didn't expect to find a 'house guarding divine beast' who could bend and stretch, eat and sleep, and guard the door. From then on, her three views were passersby, her bottom line was fleeting clouds, and the peach blossoms were mud…Miss Feng couldn't take it anymore. She carried the burden and left her hometown to cheat behind her back. Just as she was feeling smug, she was caught. The man was serious."Woman, if you want to eat, drink, and sleep with me, just look for me. Why do you have to harm a good woman and man?!" "It's because you're too heartless that I found someone else!" Miss Feng was furious. The man narrowed his eyes."With your temper, you want to beat people up whenever you're unhappy. Do you think anyone can stand it?" Miss Feng was speechless. ---------------------------- "My Slippers Have Become Spirits" was a light novel written by the author, Lin Xuan. It was a humorous and sarcastic novel. The general plot of this novel was as follows: "Why are you stepping on me when you've washed your feet? You're just a pair of slippers that cost 9.90 yuan! What are you so arrogant about?!" Flip-flops:"9.90 and you have a cheat. What else do you want?" QQ Book Group 882868519~ ---------------------------- From the Shoemaker to the Richest Man was a novel about urban life written by the author, Song of a Foreign Land. The general plot of the novel was: Yang Feng was the owner of a small shoe factory. After going bankrupt, he was reborn. He was reborn in 1995. Every day, he picked up a shoe mending machine and went to the countryside to mend shoes for others. From a shoe mending machine to a shoe store. From a shoe store to a small shoe factory. From a small shoe factory to a big shoe factory. From a big shoe factory to the internet, real estate, hotels, film and television companies, and transportation teams. Then, he was involved in the mask machine, the respiratory machine, the thermometer, the indigowoad root, salt, and so on. Ma Yu thought,"This person must have a mental problem to make masks and mask machines like this." [Brother, why are you mass-producing the ventilators and thermometer?] Even if he wanted to waste money, he couldn't waste it like this. Liu Qiangxi thought,[This person is crazy. Since he has a large-scale inventory of salt and isatis root, he should use it for the New Year.] Bill Gates: Is this a business genius? And a lunatic? "As the richest man in the world, it is my duty to lead my compatriots to become rich." Many years later, when Yang Feng was interviewed by a beautiful reporter, he kept emphasizing this.
I used to pee against the wind, but now I wet my shoes with the wind.
He used to pee against the wind, but now he wet his shoes with the wind. Once in a windstorm I had to go to the bathroom three stories high Now in a windstorm condition I'm still having to get my shoes completely soaked
There's a saying that goes,"Up to the sky, down to the earth, down to the earth…" I used to pee three feet against the wind, but now I pee my shoes with the wind."
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Have you ever heard of peed my pants at school stories?
Yes, I've heard some. Usually, it can be really embarrassing for the kids. It might happen because they were too shy to ask to go to the bathroom or they were just caught up in something really exciting and forgot. It's a common but awkward situation that many children might experience at some point during their school years.
Against the Wind
The following are some recommendations for cultivation novels: 1. " Living as a Widow Makes Me Happy ": This novel tells the story of the female protagonist, Wen Rongrong, who turned the tables against the wind. She decided to marry the male protagonist's younger brother, who died early. However, she was moved by her younger brother's affection and tried her best to reverse his fate. 2. " After the stand-in female supporting character sees the bullet screen ": The female lead, Nie Yinzhi, almost went berserk during her cultivation, and thus had a fortuitous encounter. The story of her cultivation against the wind began. 3. The male protagonist, Wei Zhan, had a strange immortal mansion that could achieve the effect of infinite deduction by absorbing lifespan. During this process, he cultivated against the wind. These novels were all based on the story of the female or male protagonist cultivating against the wind. They had different plots and settings, making people look forward to the development of the story. I hope you like these recommendations!
I peed my pants in school stories. Have you ever had such an embarrassing experience or heard of others'?
Yes, I once heard a story. There was a little boy in school. He was too shy to ask the teacher if he could go to the bathroom. He held it for a long time until he couldn't hold it anymore and peed his pants. It was really embarrassing for him at that time.
May I ask which poem is the sky against the earth, the rain against the wind, and the continent against the sky?
The sky against the earth, the rain against the wind, and the continent against the sky came from the Tang Dynasty poet Du Fu's "Ascending": Heaven versus earth, rain versus wind, continent versus sky. The high mountain looks up and stops the shadow's movement. Even if I can't really look forward to it. Among them,"Heaven versus Earth, Rain versus Wind" was one of the couplets, and "Continent versus Sky" was the second half of the entire couplet.
There was a poem in Gu Long's novel. The first line was to lean against the building and listen to the wind and rain at night.
Leaning against the building, listening to the wind and rain at night. This was a famous line from Gu Long's novel," The Legend of Lu Xiaofeng ", which described the scene of Lu Xiaofeng listening to the rain alone at night.
The East Wind is Like You and the West Wind Is Back
The characters included the main character, Fu Peiru; the supporting character, Yunyan; the supporting character, Ji Xing; the supporting character, Murong Yu; the supporting character, Ye Nian; the supporting character, Yang Yue; the supporting character, Ji Mi; and the supporting character, Yang Qiong. Her nickname was Little Li Zi, Murong Yu's favorite child, so she named her Li, which was similar to Li. Supporting role-Yang Yu, nickname Little Apricot, gentle as water. Supporting role-Ye Xi, nickname Little Apple, likes to go against Yang Qiong and wants to protect Yang Yu. Male lead-Zhu Yunzhen, female lead-Murong Yu, male lead-Zhu Zhengxu, female lead-Lu Sheng, Lu Wanye. " The East Wind Is Like You, the West Wind Is Back " by Erha, a cat lover. It's an ancient romance novel. User recommendation: This is a story where the male lead and the second male lead lie to the female lead together, but the female lead not only doesn't expose it but also obediently cooperate. In short, the male lead was not a scumbag, and the female lead was not stupid. The second male lead should let go, but he would also fight for it. He didn't have a masochistic physique! No! [Murong Yu: Why would my childhood sweetheart and my future husband be together and choose to lie to me?] They don't bow in front of me Are you incompatible in private? Well, at least five people's scenes, only Yunyan was living a serious and unpretentious life alone. The female protagonist could be cute or serious, but she could be silly. She could be both literary and martial arts. She would be affected by her emotions, but there would be no such thing as her IQ dropping. She would only blank out! Do you understand? The plot that seemed to have a low IQ was all a joke! He didn't take any action! He didn't care about status! She knew the consequences, but as long as it was beneficial to her, she didn't care what the consequences were! The advantages outweigh the disadvantages. To her, having money and having people by her side was enough. She was not short of money! 。 I hope you will like this book.
The Character Introduction of " Against the Wind "
The characters included the male lead, Ren Weiyang, and the female lead, Yan You. "Against the Wind" by Han Fang 'er. It's a modern romance/business novel. It's finished and you can enjoy it without worry. User recommendations: (Including Fang 'er's novels, romance series) When she was in trouble, she finally saw his true colors. She said to him,"If you can't say it, then don't say it. So, Ren Weiyang, at least this proves that I'm not that important to you. At least you chose to sacrifice me for this matter." I hope you will like this book.
Is there a novel similar to "Against the Wind"?
There were novels similar to " Against the Wind " 1:" Phoenix's Fate Is Hard to Disobey ", Author: An Xiyue is Me 2:" Thriller: At the beginning, she held the mall and became a hunter." Author: Lai Zhibi 3:"People Encounter Snow on the Road", Author: So Ci Nian 4. Heavenly Clothes, Author: Yan Lou Ke 5:" Little White's Love in an Other World ", Author: Wood Ends Wu Sheng 6." Little Junior Sister was Born to Rebel, and the Whole Sect Was Led." Author: Ji Li 7:" Quickly wear the villain, he's a little obedient." Author: Miss Shi Sheng 8." After I Dedicate My Body to the Supervisor, I Have a Baby." Author: Xiaolou Girl 1 9:" Intertwined Relationship " by Ran Yiyi The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: 1." Phoenix's Life Is Hard to Disobey ": Mother said: You only need to do your part, there is no need to give deep feelings. Father said,"We don't do evil, and we can't let evil people bully us." His brothers said,"We will support you no matter what you do." Sister said,"Third Sister, don't worry about me." The son said,"Mom, Dad eats too much." What should Yang Xianrong say? 2." Thriller: She Holds the Mall and Becomes a Hunter at the Beginning ":[Thriller + Infinite Style + Trace Quick Penetration +CP] Meng Zhi's last mission was in a world with a horror game as the background. [Target: Kill the wanted criminal who disrupted the order.] In order to retire, Meng Zhi rose from a newbie who had just entered a horror game to a big shot. She took the other party's head in the middle of the night. The howling hotel, the dangerous snow… "Don't be afraid. You're the guy who wants to buy something?" Meng Zhi asked. I'll give you a discount." When Meng Zhi encountered a scumbag player, she asked,"Want to buy props in the mall?" I'm sorry, but you've been blacklisted." "Please allow me to kill you!" Meng Zhi raised her knife politely. - Players and NPCs all knew that there was an incredible character who had a mall. The incredible Meng Zhi counted the points every day, and her smile gradually became perverted. 3." A stranger meets snow ": Ten years ago, he was framed and fell off a cliff. He was rescued by the leader of the Qingcheng Sect and became the first disciple of the Qingcheng Sect. Ten years later, he returned to his old place but forgot everything. Because of a small sword spirit, many grudges were involved. How should he choose between love and responsibility? 4.< Tian Yi >: Will there really be a flawless mystery? [Xiaobai's Love in an Otherworld: Do you know what the Book of Feathers is?] From what Bai Lingshan knew, the Book of Featherfall was an ancient scroll that stored all kinds of abilities. And the various abilities inside had a strange name, called the charm number. Bai Lingshan was originally a freshman at Xiangyu High School, but by chance, she became a contestant of the Book of Feathers Descent. Without anyone's guidance, she had to fend for herself and embark on the adventure of collecting talismans for the Book of Feathers. However, as time passed, she gradually discovered the hidden mission outside. Every time she took a wrong step, the ending would twist a little. But no matter what, she would follow her heart. ------ ---- No matter what I become in the future, I will always be me, not you. Bai Lingshan At that time, the youth who was like the white moonlight, although he felt unattainable, was still right in front of him. Now, he was getting further and further away from her, replaced by the person who looked like an enemy but was not an enemy. Thy path should be according to thy heart, and not recommended by others. On a red night Under the night sky, the red fog dispersed and the moon reflected in her eyes again. Did you know? Xiaobai, there is a kind of flower in my hometown. Its name is Obsidian Flower Plant, and its flower language is the guardian of love. Han Chenfeng 6." Little Junior Sister was Born to Rebel, and the entire sect was led away ": Ningning was tricked into a desolate abyss full of corpses, only to find out that she was the NPC of the main character of the Immortal Cultivation Lady. Wuxia Peak was the place where the female lead's "immortal encounter" was provided. Eldest Senior Brother, who was focused on cultivation, was obsessed with the female protagonist and ended up with his soul scattered. The slick Second Senior Brother was the female lead's bootlicker and became the female lead's stepping stone on the immortal path. The miser's third senior sister was framed by the female protagonist and died in an unnatural death in order to find out the cause of her death. The elusive Fourth Brother had great luck and had been guarding the Ghost Realm for ten thousand years. Mu Qiang's fifth senior brother had a devil bloodline and was sacrificed by the female protagonist on the spot. And her opportunities were snatched away by the female protagonist time and time again, becoming the death talisman of Wuxia Peak. Ningning, who was rebellious, decided to hide her strength and bide her time, secretly snatching away all the opportunities. Ancestor Devil? Who was that? Hehe, it was her " thigh ". The big shot behind the scenes thought,'Damn it, when will she recover her memory and cultivation?' 7:" Quickly wear the villain, he's a little obedient ":[1v1][Sweet Pet] In order to remove the curse, Jiang Zheng had no choice but to follow the system's instructions and complete the mission to remove the curse. [System 001 is at your service!] Jiang Zheng's eyes lit up,"Can you really serve me?" The System replied,[…Are you kidding? I have a mission for you to complete.] Jiang Zheng squeezed her hands,[No problem. Helping the female lead is my profession!] Saving the female lead is my responsibility! The System was speechless."…Wait, that villain isn't your responsibility…" Jiang Zheng thought,…I know that too! [But, Zhengzheng, you said you would take responsibility for me!] 8:" After I Dedicate My Body to the Supervisor, I Have a Baby ": A court official under one person VS a delicate beauty who hides secrets Feng Xiao 'er had married the most treacherous official of the current dynasty. She had been scheming step by step, but he had seen through her every step. She was originally a top-notch assassin in Jianghu. For the sake of information, she served tea and water to the superintendent, massaging his shoulders and legs. She was pitiful and humble. After gaining the eunuch's trust, she began to put her arms around the eunuch's shoulders and wanted to be good sisters with him. One night, Xiao Qi pressed her against the corner of the wall and said evilly. " Woman, submit to our family. We will give you the power to be above everyone else." "Don't mess around." She hammered his chest with her small hand. He was even more disdainful. How could a eunuch take advantage of him? In the end, she wanted to cry but no tears came out of her eyes. 9." Intertwined Relationship ": Intertwined relationship, conflicting wishes. It was love that made them, and it was also love that destroyed them. Bai Xiaoshi, an imperfect female lead, found herself little by little in her search for redemption. Lin Qing, a male lead who strived for perfection, stuck to his beliefs and tried his best to protect his family in case after case. You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network.