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I Can Grant Origin Powers To Anything
Author: Independent Fallen Flower
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“Young man, I can tell from your skeletal structure that you have an extremely rare talent. You must be a one in a million prodigy in the martial arts. Now that the Blue Planet has ascended, mutant beasts are ravaging our homes, and foreign species are invading our land, our people are in grave danger. Here, I have an [Infinite Demon God Physique Training Method], I’ll give it to you for just two dollars. You shall be entrusted with the mission of maintaining world peace.” Xu Lingyun was touched. He said, “I can’t believe that you can actually see my true potential. Here’s four dollars, no need to give me change.” The scammer took the money, left him a fake secret training manual, and left feeling content. Xu Lingyun brought the secret manual home. He slapped the cover of the book. Instantly, the aged, tattered book started emanating a magnificent array of lights. An ancient and powerful aura filled the air, dominating the stars and piercing through the age. A fake? Oh please, in front of me, there is no such thing as “description may not match the actual item, please see the actual item”.
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I Can Get 1,000,000x Returns from Selling Anything!

[You have been slain by an Evil God. Time Reversal initiated.] [Save file loaded successfully. Beginning Fifth Playthrough.] In 2030, a game burst onto the scene. And you had already been reborn for the fifth time. Only you knew that in three years, the game would merge with reality. Humans and races from other worldlines would invade Earth through the game. And not long after that, even more unknown horrors would descend upon every timeline! [Ding! Congratulations, player registration successful. Please draw your Talent.] [Ding! Detected that the player has used a redemption code.] [Ding! Redemption code successfully applied. Congratulations! You have obtained the unique Talent: Millionfold Boost!] [Talent Description: Millionfold Boost — When selling an item, you may choose to receive a millionfold boost in either quantity or quality!] As expected, the redemption code you had painstakingly gathered during your first four playthroughs was worth it! [Detected: Player has sold a Common-grade Bow. Player has chosen Quality Boost.] [Ding! Millionfold Boost activated. Congratulations! You have obtained the Legendary-grade equipment: Moon Reaper!] [Detected: Player has sold a D-rank Skill Book: Blink. Player has chosen Quality Boost.] [Ding! Millionfold Boost activated. Congratulations! You have obtained the SSS-rank Skill Book: God Speed!] [Detected: Player has sold a God-grade Pet: Ancient Dragon Egg. Player has chosen Quantity Boost.] [Ding! Millionfold Boost activated. Congratulations! You have obtained 1,000,000 God-grade Ancient Dragon Eggs!] Beautiful! You bastards, get ready to face the strongest ancient dragon legion in history!

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